Miss Ogyny

independent woman, claimed on taxes. can you say magnetic? charismatic?

[kia @ferrarisintro]

if you tell United Health you’ve got $50b to invest they reply to you within the hour

if you tell them your wife is dying of cancer they turn off replies and pretend they never saw it

[emily @north0fnorth]

most suburban american statement in human history

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me after I “securely connected” my bank account to ChatGPT and I see a wire transfer of 100K to Israel

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Engaging in this form of consumerism is a clear sign of very low intelligence

[David @FourNaanJeremy]

Yanks when you try and explain that stadiums don’t need 5 square miles of ‘parking lot’ if they’re accessible by foot or public transport.

[James @JThri25]

@nypost We should rip drunk drivers limbs off

[Nick Benson @nick_benson]

If this space can store 3 cars year-round, it should be able to offer outdoor dining year-round

One is good for 3 people, the other is good for dozens of customers throughout the day, supporting a local business, and adding to the vibrancy of the neighborhood

[TMZ @TMZ]

Lindsey Graham lives it up at Disney World during the partial government shutdown!

Take a look: https://t.co/MuKOLhjQX4

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

Idle 98% of the time.

[Streeterville Socialist @pasta_nachos]

Americans are so brainwashed on cars it’s like taking the matrix pill once you start noticing all the inconveniences they cause

[. @emmasarchivee]

I'm sorry but seeing a man spit on the ground is the most disgusting thing ever

[ara🌬️ @LAZ4RUSRIS1NG]

Crosby STUNS at the podium with Jon Cooper.

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Finishing your beer and chiefing your vape before handing the cops your ID after refusing to give them your name and then immediately admitting it’s fake is all time

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A pit bull attacked a toddler on the streets of New York, but luckily a bystander was quick enough to choke the dog before it could do further harm the child.😳

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

The Republican Party is so in touch with the people that they sent a kid in a private jet to go argue why we shouldn’t have healthcare

[holden @joe_biden_pussy]

.@lanadelrey @ethelcain

[₮Ɽł₴₮₳₦🐒 @TristanAx0]

@offbeatorbit can you also tell everyone stop using "could of" and "should of" please

[Rory Doherty (he/him) 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 @roryhasopinions]

I'm obsessed with this shot in The Canyons that makes it look like a UPS truck is going to crash into this restaurant

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

when did he start dressing like this