Midwest Bitch.

From small town Iowa. Sassy, sarcastic bitch. Heartless. Obsessed with animals!

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

#sevenfiftytwo

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

You're gunna break my heart. I can already tell.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

What the dreams forget, the whiskey remembers.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

It'd be nice to have a best friend to help pick me up when I'm down

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

Married to the medicine

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

GUYS! I JUST HAD LIME SKITTLES INSTEAD OF THE STUPID GREEN APPLE SHIT. I'M SO HAPPY!!

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

We're all addicted to something that takes the pain away.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

Orange is the new black binge.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

@Farmchik13 ohmygosh! 😂 that's awesome!

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

@Farmchik13 yeah, it's in Missouri and they have a HUGE flea market there tomorrow

[. @ineedcroissants]

Guys are better friends than girls.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

Staying at my cabin tonight and going to Rutledge tomorrow! 😊

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

I need to find a boyfriend so I have someone to scratch my back and tickle my arm.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

So I bought the Fault in our Stars book. And don't get me wrong, it's good, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, in my opinion.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

#petpeeve when someone repeatedly calls me hunny or babe. Like stop.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

Someone get at me. #bored

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

Guys. How do you hit on a girl?

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

So this girl that's in the group I went out with is so hot! I would totally go lesbian for a night with her.

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

#simsislife

[Midwest Bitch. @midwest_bitch2]

So my friend that I live with and I haven't hung out in awhile because different schedules.So last night we sat by eachother and played sims