midwest transplant

27yo • high sw • -15lbs

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

-worked 8 hours
-walked 2.5 miles at work
-ate/drank ~1000 calories
-1 hour Pilates class

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

@quietlythin_ You are goals, my progress is so slow 😭 you look amazing

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

If I don’t lose 20 lbs FAST I’m going to freak tf out

[isabel @hauntdyachtclub]

please tell me why i went to a show, stood in an empty spot in the crowd, and the people behind me said "ope! that also works i guess! 🤓" grow the fuck up my dudes

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

Woke up nauseous 😌😌 good sign I prob won’t have much of an appetite today hooray!!

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Yuuuup. You guessed it. Showed up to work high for the first time in a long time and my first two customers one after the other was a guy named Hamlet, followed by a guy named Dimple

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

@ieattheuniverse Same, esp at work when I’m just sitting at my desk. I also recommend apples!!!

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I was on shrooms like a month ago and I hit this stride for like a block and ngl that shit felt amazing

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

@_thee_aquarius Thanks so much 😭 I feel like I’m caught up on the fact that the numbers are so close together but I’ve been doing lots of cardio so I’m hoping it’s just new muscle weighing me down. But I appreciate you bc it’s hard to tell if there’s any difference at all sometimes:’)

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

Left is about a year ago, right was last night. I can kind of see a difference when they’re next to each other like this but idk I feel the same as I did then

[joan ✨🥘☘️ @scotchsoupmaker]

ever since i got married i found out you could enjoy holidays with family and just have a great time, and that it didn’t have the be the most stressful time ever where everyone got 10x meaner and i just think it’s lovely to not dread holidays anymore

[midwest transplant @midwest_sof]

I’m 5”5, weighed 230 in the left pic and now I’m 215.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Can’t believe the actor that played the joker is named walking penis

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs