Kristin Mieko Greene

I spend my money on skincare products and video games. Creative @AcuityBrands. Previously @USChamber @WashingtonPost. Tweets are my own.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

It me. 👋 https://t.co/rB0Nhl3bw7

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

This Reddit post hit me hard.

[Shannon Miller @ShannonL_Miller]

This Luda/Janet show was scheduled for 7:45. These folks started at 7:45:01. Grown as hell.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

@isaiahheaden @Instacart 🤢

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

What I picture when I hear Finn in the other room ask, "WHERE'S MAMA?!"

[Jessica Strelioff @jstrelioff]

To whoever needs to hear this today: there is rarely such a thing as a design emergency

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Nevermind, dumb question. Can't be bothered since he's currently having a meltdown because, "post its don't stay flat"

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Any tips for trying to get a four year old to not wipe his nose on everything???

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Finn: Mama, I have a best friend.
Me: Oh! Who is it?
Finn: It's you, Mama.
🥹🥹🥹

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Fond memories of eating breakfast with friends, hungover in the batmobile.

[Jordan Pascale @JWPascale]

RIP to the weirdest place in D.C. https://t.co/FS02caHDnu

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

tote bags r actually such an inconvenience, no pockets or compartments, just vibes

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

I regret introducing Finn to breakfast burritos.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Finn: "Is Santa Claus the word the same as like Black Panther claws?"

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Sad to see this. I started my career with the magazine, so it'll always have a special place in my heart.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Executive editor Sally Buzbee said the magazine would end “in its current form” after printing its final issue on Dec. 25.
https://t.co/Dizob42TLJ

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Things I'll be doing for the rest of my life - Googling words after my husband casually uses them in a conversation with me.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

mulch in my kid's clothes and shoes

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

I say this with love but Japanese Twitter has 2 vibes only -- an animal doing the cutest thing you've ever seen or an man in an unsettling costume doing something questionable.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

Finn whispering to me, "I love you, I'll give you a hug when you're done with your call okay?" 😭

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

It's fine.

[Kristin Mieko Greene @miekomon]

If you want to know what it's like to have a 4 year old son, he just ran up and pushed me while I was pouring myself some water, causing it to spill all over the kitchen and me. When I asked him why he did it, he stared at me and shrugged.