Miggly Man

gimme dat juce pop

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Goomba with sunglasses and a backwards hat: they call me Mr Goombastic

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Next dnd campaign I will be playing a mountain man dammit

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Phone space is limited, deleting notes titled “vows” to make room for “they poop like us (PARODY)”

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Drunk enough to laugh high enough to cry

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Tried to order a prescription summoned a minor Ghoul, Latin is so washed smh

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Abbey road t shirt but it’s four arms, wild mutt, heat blast and diamond head

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Doigning some research

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Calvin created mewing and chewmaxxing

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Played catan high and I became so stupid. I got hit with a dumb ray

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Had a dream about skinwalkers last night. Bad omens. Need a new dreamcatcher in the bedroom

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

We’re back https://t.co/V4HIMOtkWO

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Man could you imagine getting hit by a flaming steel chair

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Shower vodka redbull here’s to having a good time

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Sometimes it’s okay to be overwhelmed by the Beauty of Music on a Sunday morning

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

You don’t see sensitive guys who laugh a little too loud and love a little too hard anymore. The guys who cuff their jeans, not to show off their off-whites but because they don’t want to get their jeans dirty. And they’re a little goofy but can get serious. Because of the Woke

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

I am the first enemy in a tutorial mission when it comes to chess

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Everyone has an innate yearning to be a trucker. The call of the open road is one of the most powerful forces on this earth

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

I understand why people did coke and listened to the beegees

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Thought this said Dewey from Malcom in the middle lol. Like that’s not the show

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

it’s so wild that Downey’s narrative is that he was a massive talent and huge drug addict who got cleaned up, made a comeback and then got stuck in the biggest movies of all time for a decade, requiring another comeback

[Miggly Man @migglyman]

Being pac man when he eat a ghost gotta feel so good like cotton candy