Andy Kaufka

Please, no meat-touching, ma'am.
-Franz Kafka

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

I wonder when @LEGO_Group will comment on the misuse of their products by @bricks_minifig, who some have claimed is a sanctioned #LEGO seller, endorsed by the company. The misuse of taxpayer funds in #AmericanForkUtah is egregious. @DOJFraudDiv should investigate.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@ceilingfanguy89 @wavebatt Read Snyder & Capullo's run. MCU is shite.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@ceilingfanguy89 @wavebatt Bats has tech beyond Tony Stark's wildest dreams. You should read some Batman comics - they will open your mind.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@wavebatt This is insanity. Blue. Bats is The World's Greatest Detective & has tech more sophisticated than Iron Man popping up regularly. He just doesn't fly around in an iron suit because being Batman is way cooler.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@ceilingfanguy89 @wavebatt Batman could have all of that & more, if he wanted. He's had robotic suits before. He goes to space regularly. You're foolish.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@ClownWorld It's because she's not praising Alluh in the middle of a busy intersection.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@FIFAWorldCup overcharged all these wonderful people, but HOT SANDWICH! These wonderful Europeans seeing America, the greatest country on Earth, for the first time makes great content. Happy early birthday, America. Damn, it feels good to be American.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@Variety @Sethrogen used to make jokes; now, he is a joke.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@PlayerSpud @VitoComedy Yeah, it exactly is, bud. Maybe in 1920 I could believe being gay & black or brown, in any country, would be a little extra difficult - definitely not in 2026. Those colours were added in 2017, a year that also saw no extra difficulty. So, it is EXACTLY what you're saying.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

Olaf Scholz, you bastard, what is this shit?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Mamdani posts message in Arabic warning about traffic in NYC from his official Mayor account

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@PlayerSpud @VitoComedy Not what I found the last time I looked into it, but sure - I'll play along. So, what you're saying is the pride flag didn't include black & brown people before? So, black & brown people aren't equals to other skin colours, then, given your logic.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@BernieSanders When are you giving us your money, Bernie? Lead by example.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@DrClownPhD Finally have enough for a proper Warhammer 40k army.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@GFRobot @KarlUrban Hell yeah, man!

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

Just watched @GFRobot's new video. @KarlUrban needs more movie & tv roles - like the long-awaited #DREDD sequels & tv show. Why not?! There's enough room in the media landscape for actual art & compelling stories. We have enough slop, already.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@HasansOldTweets His head is really that size. He really went for that chinstrap beard style to make it even worse. He is a massive waste of life that is indoctrinating youth. I hope his head is put on a spike - a toothpick spike - as an example.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@GavinNewsom Yo, Gavin, you mean rigged like California elections? Kinda weird you'd sign a bill stopping everyone from being able to review your elections. You & your $30 million net worth. Jfc, how about make sure your elections are fair & help your homeless, Gavy.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@Junkmail_84 @HurtboxTV @bear_ing Jfc, mate. You're an empty-headed ponce. I hope you're accused of molesting your family one day, in front of a giant crowd who can get you fired & ruin your ability to earn income, spreading the allegations far & wide, just so people can tell you "It'S pErFoRmAtIvE aRt." Wanker.

[Andy Kaufka @mightychainsaw]

@FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed Karmelo Anthony wasn't jumped. He was, in fact, by all accounts & facts from evidence, the aggressor. There are accounts he even texted &/or told people verbally he was going to take a life that day. You are, in fact, misinformed & spreading misinformation.