Jeremy Dyer

Senior Nvidia engineer, Apache NiFi committer, passionate technologist, and outdoorsman when time permits

[Jeremy Dyer @mightyjeremy]

@Nick_Offerman a drop of water per ounce pour made for a fantastic Christmas beverage after leaving the woodshop!

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@weswfloyd This can’t be SF. I see no human feces.

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@joshelser Seems like you have hit "The Motherload" ;)

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@johndbro1 Second but who the hell knows the gender because @HiltonHotels WAS TELLING ME ABOUT A ONCE IN A LIFETIME TIMESHARE IN ORLANDO!!

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@HiltonHotels you guys have cold called me literally 3 times today for timeshares. I’m cancelling all of my next 4 reservations in this coming month with you

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@MrTheSegFault @aldrinpiri @joshelser I actually do not trust your post 30 opinion anymore in the pre 20’s world we live in

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Keeping my furnace in check by tracking temps and humidity throughout the house...https://t.co/yJzyBsaenR

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@randerzander I bet you watched YouTube videos about Aaron Rodgers while decorating it even

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I’ve been home for Thanksgiving for 23 mins and I’m already helping cut down an old pig barn with a chainsaw and a tractor. I miss my hometown!

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@BBende @apachenifi @devnexus We shall welcome you in Atlanta with open arms

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@joshelser @randerzander When!?

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@BlakeMorganW @sweetwaterbrew I’ve seen bigger trout. Like the one I caught that you didn’t

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@MrTheSegFault Geez it’s not 30 seconds!! That’s Android ;)

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Wish apple would share their algorithm for making IOS 11 so unresponsive so I could use it to delay doing chores for my wife

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@brendangregg @majek04 @randerzander I’m assuming this is you and nice write up by the way https://t.co/eKyiXIcWWd

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@majek04 @randerzander Either way I like it and thanks for sharing it. Even if it does include that it’s good to get people thinking of the overhead

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@majek04 @randerzander So this is an awesome visualization! Trying to understand the graph is this including CPU wait time in that 38% or just actual compute?

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@MachineLearnMe @apachenifi HA! This is awesome! Good work sir

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@realhenry @ApacheAccumulo @apachenifi @HortonworksGov I've heard about this guy! Clearly a double threat!