Averaged Joe

Unapologetic Queer. I don't always get sarcasm...

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I'm quite proud of this one

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I took a flight back in April and wiped a pretty good sized booger under the seat in front of me and occasionally I'll think about that booger still flying around the country.

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I'm heading to Wisconsin next weekend for the first time as an adult, is there anything I must do or see? Any recommendations?

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I'm making a custom toolbox for some of my work tools out of some leftover plywood I have. It's coming along nicely. Has anyone ever done this before? Do you have any tips or ideas or something you wished you would have done or added?

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

The only draw back is it makes me hot. Like I'm already usually hot and sweaty and this just amplifies it. I'll go to bed and I'll wake up with a soaked bed. It's pretty gross

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I love being able to get high after a long week. It clears my head, quiets my thoughts, and I just feel so warm and content, like everything is going to be ok

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

You're my dream come true but I'm your worst nightmare...

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

Watched The Good The Bad And The Ugly tonight for the millionth time. I will never be tired of this movie.

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I had to stop and look down at my shirt to see what it was cause I couldn't remember what was on my shirt. It was baby Groot, and quickly said thank you. Of course someone is going to notice when I'm wearing my worst clothes.

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I ran to the grocery store really quick today just to grab a few things and I was wearing pretty much PJs, just an old t-shirt and basketball shorts. And this girl says to me "I really like your shirt"

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

@Faithdreams11 Garden State, Whip it, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

Been doing some spoon carving (penny for size reference) Going to try and do a fork and spatula next.

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

Anyone up for a game?

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I need my face to smell like someones crotch

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I really need to draw in my sketch book more but anytime I try my mind goes blank

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I also feel the same about myself. I feel warm and cozy in my skin, rather than the usual feeling like crawling out of my skin.

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

Whenever I'm high I always just want to be everyones friend and see everyones best qualitys and want to tell everyone how great they are. You're all just awesome!

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

Isn't camping just an excuse to fuck in the woods?

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

I also pickled some garlic scapes, I've never tried these before and I'm curious how they'll taste

[Averaged Joe @mightyjoestrung]

Made a flower press tonight. Can't wait to find some flowers to press and see how well it works