Fire Lord Congo

Just being alive is a special occasion

[Merchant @lancebrown19]

Water lock offs in kgn after record amount of rain fall this year. Without vision we shall perish

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

This is true for 90% of what feminists think is "mansplaining" by the way

Men aren't being patronizing, they're just trying to have a conversation

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Until we start holding public sector workers accountable these things will continue to happen. Half of them do absolutely nothing a day time.

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Cause another nigga will... Not

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I’m rolling on the floor 😭😭

[James @ScriptsByJames]

it’s so funny to me that the Knicks won a title and 13 minutes later the entire league went “hell nah”

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

I will avoid it in all seasons lol

[dead @_xnes]

literally. thats all they do 😭

[gangan out now! 🇭🇹 @johnnyspliffs]

Broke nigga statpadding his wallet with love rather than cash

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Yeah we're not gonna do the thing where we pretend Netherlands are the "heavy hitters" and Morocco were the plucky underdogs who just scraped through. Morocco are way better

[Maia @maiamindel]

germany lost to paraguay because, when they beat brazil 7-1 in brazil's own world cup, they incurred a substantial karmic debt that will only be repaid by getting dogwalked for seven world cups after the one they won

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Well, the solution is to win the game in the first 120 minutes.

[b @wwxwashere]

when europe wins in the world cup: their team is simply superior, the global south can’t compete

when europe loses: the european team woke up on the wrong side of the bed, “are penalties fair?” piece in the new york times, the air that day was heavy, the coach had a tummy ache

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Ghana vs Colombia, can’t wait for the powder derby

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Its BOTH

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

I love seeing arrogant Europeans eat their words