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𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑜𝒾𝒹 ♡

[Mielle 🛸🫧🐠 @seriousparade]

Theyre calling it the greatest $3 thrift store find of all time

[ﾊﾞｰﾊﾞｵ @babao_fan]

ワイ☝️🤓
「店員さん、カードケースの忘れ物がありましたよ」

店員さん🥸
「それメニュー表っす。」

ワイ🤡🔫

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

he moves like a low level rpg enemy

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[PSYKEY @PSYKEYstr]

gaming on cam with friends and forgot my wiglett plushies were on the windowsill i-

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[fariderh🤍⚘️ @Fariderh__]

I recently found out my Vitamin D levels were dangerously low. My doctor asked whether I’d rather get injections or take supplements by mouth.

The good news? My answer made her laugh so hard she had to step out of the room to regain her composure.

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

it's not beating a dead horse if the horse keeps getting up and doing diabolical shit

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

please, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, bookstores, and museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting on people.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s all eat the watermelon 🍉 peacefully ✌️☮️

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[ɐuᴉᥕ @miinasaurr]

Bone app the teeth

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man is suing Jersey Mike's, Grubhub, and his delivery driver after he found teeth in his sandwich

Fernando Rodriguez "experienced extreme shock" after his discovery last April