Night two sleeping with the LQ door open because it’s gonna go down to 48 tonight and now I’m panicking that someone’s gonna come murder me from out the corn field. #horseshowlife
Literally how is it possible that a random plane out back ALWAYS turns on its engines the very minute I begin to try to load two year old colts inti a jet stall .... how ?
*me calmly getting in the truck with one of the ground ops guys after an emergency with a horse*
Him: Is that blood on your arm?
Me: Yes.
Him: Is that blood on your shirt?!
Me: Yes.
Him: Is that blood on your shoes?!?!
Me: Yes ... WTF exactly do you think we were doing in there
Every broker: alright I’m sending you 4 colts, 2 geldings, 2 mares with a foal at side, and 4 fillies.
*trailer arrives*
Trailer driver: alright you want the 3 breeding stallions first or the Arabian colts that haven’t been handled since we loaded them yesterday.
Me: 🥴