Mikey Clapis

Comedian, Water Enthusiast, Great Listener

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

A shonen sports anime, but the sport is driving on the highway late at night while eating fast food stoned.

[Maiya Toyama illiomote @maiya_pipita]

フジロック前に読んでくれ〜！！！

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

@maiya_pipita フジロックを楽しんでください！ 数年前にも行きましたが、できれば毎年行きたいと思っています。 お時間のある方は、金曜日は「eastern youth」、土曜日は「Louis Cole」、日曜日は「black midi」をお楽しみください。

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

https://t.co/LxGsegLlpq

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

'Close Encounters of a Third Kind' but it's the #Stadia commercial jingle.

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

You ever find a pen that you really enjoy using, and it makes you sad to think that one day it'll run out of ink, so you end up just not using it?

[RazorBeamz @LaserBlade]

@rumireports

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

i have to remind myself that there are people alive now who don't remember 9/11, just like i have to remind myself that some people haven't ever seen Dexter's Lab original 3-season run on Cartoon Network in the 90s.

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

"My stance on tofu is firm."
-Emily

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

"Momen, mo problems."
-Emily

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

@theneedledrop https://t.co/tl7QFzDnlF

[John Bolton @AmbJohnBolton]

I offered to resign last night and President Trump said, "Let's talk about it tomorrow."

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

Woah the creator of Spongebob died of Lou Gehrig's Disease whaaaaat #RIPStephenHillenburg

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

The best part of having my girlfriend out the house for the night is that I can finally make some progress on my Hulk Hogan impression.

[josef @josefkenny]

i present to you all. my latest masterwork: the ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

Why are there ads for drones in my Youtube? Why is drone racing the new NASCAR? This is some military industrial complex nonsense. #truth

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

This is gonna be controversial, but here it goes:

I don't think Skittles work as a handful-snack. Each flavor is so complex and different that mixing em together just creates flavor madness.

My friends quick to say 'wat about M&Ms' but no see, those are all the same chocolate.

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

How to make vaporware: (1) microwave Chaka Khan at 180bpm for 4min on hi-pitch (2) remove from microwave (3) filter, garnish with かたかな and serve. #imnotgoodathashtags

[Mikey Clapis @mikaclap]

Your local konbini remembered. Did you? #MegaMan30