Britt Mika

Give me pizza, laugh at my jokes, take me roller skating, and don't wake me up. AKA @NaptownMika 💀

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

This "recycling" thing sounds oddly familiar. It's almost like it's, like, already... a thing.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

We played outside today. 🌰🍂☀️

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

@ghostslime I saw your one "like" and somehow knew it was @merrittmcl

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

The most adult decision I could make is the decision to hire an adult to make decisions for me.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

oh HELL yes.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

Jordan Peele will host a reboot of "The Twilight Zone" set to premiere sometime in 2019

https://t.co/f6tm3GsQAQ

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

@ghostslime

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

You can't take us anywhere. 💃🏼

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

I learned this really cool trick when I turned 30. I can have 3 beers on a weeknight and wake up the next morning an overcooked microwaved baked potato. It's amazing. #sendhelp

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

I'm about to meet Pete & Pete of "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" and I'm wearing an "All That" shirt, so I'm basically living my dream just, like, 20+ years late.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

@JenKirkman Suspended from riding my middle school bus for slapping a kid who grabbed my ass. Twice. There was security cam footage of him clearly grabbing me, but he wasn't punished at all.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

Already crying.

[LoveGildaFilm @LoveGildaFilm]

#LoveGilda trailer premiere! A joyous, moving celebration of the life of the first superstar of @nbcsnl. Share with your Gilda Radner fan friends. #NeverBeforeSeenGilda

[ally @missmayn]

It would be nice if a Supreme Court nominee were scrutinized as hard a guy who was shot in his own apartment.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

Welp. I've drooled on myself mid-coffee slurp this morning, so we're off to a good start.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

"Sorry, I'm very busy."
::maximizes window with livecam of bears playing in river::

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

Suit goals.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

why the fuck aren't we talking about blake lively's press tour suits

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

I like to let people like what they like, but I know a woman who likes Journey when she's sober and I don't know how to help her.

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

::dusts off account for the thirtieth time::

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

When @naptownrg has an 80’s-themed home opener, you go G.L.O.W. and make your sparkly leotard,… https://t.co/jQRhAu9pgY

[Britt Mika @mikafuntime]

He’s with the angels now, riding that big slip n’ slide in the sky, shining his party light down… https://t.co/8euiGGWM1O

[The Apex @thederbyapex]

Pittsburgh games are making their way onto the @WFTDA youtube (and eventually the archive). #wftda #wftdaplayoffs https://t.co/lEDhqkFX1r