Mika🤎

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

“Hey let’s take a family vacation to New York and walk 5 wide on the sidewalk”

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

Jubilee be like: “20 Nazis vs 1 Jewish Child. Can they find a common ground👀?!”

[ceci🫒 @modrngirls]

sexting in the letterboxd comment section

[roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @CHRlSTITTIES]

“it was a g.i. jane joke” might be the funniest sentence ever uttered

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i don't know how many more "damn that looks like AI" i've got left in me

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

NOT A HOT TAKE: I would rather see a flyer made in Paint on a Dell computer from 2006 than a ChatGPT Ai flyer.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

hey idk who needs to hear this but your AI food flyer looks fucking disgusting

[Isaiah @isaiahsofyne]

me explaining that if you get AMC A-list you get to see 4 movies a week for $25 so even if you see just two movies a month it pays for itself

[skye (buy me vinyl) @Mrsign12]

“going to the movies alone is embarrassing”

meanwhile this me sandwiched between a couple and a family of 5

[Dim @hellodimeji]

It really is the end of an era 🙂‍↔️

[ana ⚞•⚟ | SEEING DNP @starshapedana]

finding out people your age are homophobic is so strange cause how the hell did that happen

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Por que a gente parou de fazer camisetas com tecidos que limpavam os óculos?

[ATMOS 🍐 @contaemplative]

might be the craziest getty image i've ever seen what the fuck

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

MAN I GOT SUMMER HATIN ON ME CUZ IM HOTTER THAN THE SUN, GOT SPRING HATIN ON ME CUZ I AINT NEVER SPRUNG. WINTURRR HATIN ON ME CUZ IM COLDER THAN YALL— AND I WILL NEVER, I WILL NEVER I WILL NEVER FALL

[! @grey990s]

Lebron stay away from Meatball thats my shit

[•ARTLESS• @artless_space]

Half a mil to be attached to someone else is crazy.