duck :P

total dork unfortunately

[duck :P @mikascorner]

...got any grapes?

[EVIE 💚 @coermoaa]

It’s so jarring when non British people try and use British slang 😭😭😭 like do you even know what ur saying

[v🌾 @actromantic]

"just get AC" meanwhile California is on fire every year and people are losing their homes. At what point do you stop suggesting europeans to get AC and rather do something against climate change

[rain ☆ @rainyoats]

one of the worst things about this heat is not being able to eat chocolate </3

[Mo ✮ @divath4tscience]

locking in some tour predictions before we know anything about it

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

[rowan 🦇 APE @dnpmademegay]

what a day to be a venue hosting a dan and phil show. just imagine all the employees so perplexed about how they sold it out in minutes. what do these guys even do? they ask. nobody knows. they get a barrage of emails from fans asking for a second show. they are scared.

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

I love how we have no idea what the tour even is aside from the fact that dan and phil are gonna be there and we all immediately dropped bank anyway

[Lea @funnysexygirl67]

Being autistic is getting drunk and realizing all it does is allow you to socialize like neurotypical people do when they’re sober

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[Willsie :)) @wistfulwait]

Being around a person who was abusive to you but doesn’t act that way anymore so you just sit there all uncomfortable and shit

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

Petition to call it Hard On Tour because it's like Hard! And on tour! AND Hard ( launch ) on tour but also Hard-On tour

[.tønya ⊬ 🇺🇦🪩 @raystleen]

european heatwave this, european heatwave that

bitch it’s 38° outside because you can’t stop using fucking chatgpt every five minutes

[SQUIFF @salty_squiffer]

its so cool how much this game is committed to making the fakest looking fucking screenshot possible

[Mr. Amaze @MrAmaze995]

I think I got the rare gay floradinn every other screenshot I see they want a girlfriend

[bex ٠࣪⭑ DNP 10/10 @bexinof]

what it feels like waiting for dan and phil tickets to go on sale

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[mel @firstpinof]

mondays aren’t so WHATTTTT