I am slowly cleaning the nose prints of my very loved, recently departed dog off of the walls, and if I’m going to make it through this I’m going to need to see the noses on every single one of your pets.
Everyone help Addison and I out!!! An ultra wedding would be insanely awesome! Every retweet is greatly appreciated let’s get to 20K!! #PermanentlyParish@MichelobULTRA 🐐 @addison_berry
If your server greats you and asks how you’re doing and you respond immediately with your drink order just know you’re a terrible person... and we judge you in the kitchen
person: so what do you study?
me: chemistr-
person: Oh i HATED chemistry in school it was the WORST! it was my LEAST FAVORITE subject i didnt understand ANYTHING i wish i NEVER heard of an electron