Mikayla

you win some, you lose many

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

*at a classy bar*
Waiter: What can I get you to drink?

My brain-

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Me: Can I get a Busch Light?

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

This is my life

[nicole @nicschroeder21]

continuing to put money in the pull tab machines bc i cant stop thinking about this picture

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

I stole mikes neck brace because i didn’t want to work, so i walked in and told our boss i broke my neck and couldn’t work. This pic is of me asking people where the bar is

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

@FierekKonner My day would definitely be worse if I was @Plummjewnudes

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Gym Tan We’re having a baby boy

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

no one:

me: do you want ur present now

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Who came up with the rule that you should fill a wine glass up like halfway? Kind of a huge pussy move by that person

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

the eight (8) words every girl wants to hear

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

@YourPalAl2 4372 - Herc

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

I forgot to put my car in park and it almost ghost drove into our customer's garage and both vehicles but I ran fast enough and pulled the E brake in time. So I guess today definitely could have been worse

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

@mrdoyle07 @YourPalAl2 She also thinks that our current president is Eisenhower

[Mikayla @mikchipp]

My 96 year old great grandmother (who has dementia) informed us today that Hitler is responsible for COVID because he wants to take over America

[Mir @miranndatorress]

Check on your extroverted friends, we’re not doing so hot right now

[realitytvshow @bgcslave]

day 6 of quarantine with family

[reagan @reaganeckley]

remember coconut head? this is him now. feel old yet? #TheBachelor

[lmao @aayylmao]

good morning to only soulja boy