Mike Machine

University of Georgia alumnus HBTFD

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@luisjgomez “Luis Gomez”

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@dwightsmartll @KirbStompUGA @FreemamRil28394 @Johnnyssk557 @chxnluh

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@Purity_Troll @ChristinaPushaw @ggreenwald Well, I’ve yet to hear any pilots say the crew did everything perfectly and this crash was unavoidable.

Are they also naysayers?

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The cringiest thing about Gen-Z is how they all seem to know EXACTLY how many people they’ve slept with, no matter how high the number is.

Back in my day, you were expected to kind of lose count, and not be exactly sure, ESPECIALLY once the number reached double digits.

Anything over 50 was a ballpark guess.

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@cooperbrett Enjoy your status as New Nebraska.

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@ChristinaPushaw @ggreenwald Maybe, but it’s possible some of the naysayers could have avoided the “hurtling toward earth at 400mph” situation to begin with.

🤷‍♂️

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@jakeshieldsajj Omg what a fucking idiot

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@ZBdoubleyuh @GrahamCoffeyDC Some of us know ball so well that we understand what we’re seeing the first time.

Enjoy your film sessions, champ

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@ZBdoubleyuh @GrahamCoffeyDC I study scoreboards and scoring 24, 24 and 20 (offensive) points in the last three games is insufficient.

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@RyanHampton

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@CFBKings

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@ColdDudeKTA Oklahoma also has no psychological advantage in the SEC.

The OU logo kinda intimidated Kansas, Iowa State, etc.

SEC programs don’t care.

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@BillWiIdin I know what you mean, I’ve been trying to sell a 2004 Toyota Corolla for $85,000 for six months and haven’t had a single person come look at it.

The used car market is so broken.

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@CFBNerds There wasn’t time for two possessions.

Going for two there and not getting it completely deflates your team.

Kick the PAT.

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@KevG163 It’s sad that about 80% of games are now played in domes.

(Not an exact statistic, but it feels like it).

It’s a different sport now.

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@KevG163 ❤️❤️❤️

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@3YearLetterman My man, 2002 was shangri la compared to the 90’s

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@watchdogwilliam @TennisPublisher @960theref @UGAAthletics *Who

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@AuburnMemes An AUBURN fan making this point is just delicious.