michael smith

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@offtheballbbc Until what age will John Beaton be expelled from the lodge unless he ensures Rangers win the league this season.

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@offtheballbbc According to Aberdeen Taxi drivers, how much will the average fare be once ULEZ is implemented.

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce I love “pre season Sandy”. He is just so optimistic!

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@RestIsPolitics correction required. Despite being water minister, @RoryStewartUK was incorrect. Water was only privatised in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿. Scottish water remains in public ownership. Another misconception that what happens in England is applied to the rest of the UK.

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@offtheballbbc Who has the SNP elected to be the parties new treasurer?

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@sandy_fordyce VAR CHECK…red card for Hearts

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@sandy_fordyce @mgoldenmsp

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@sandy_fordyce Robson out!

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce Did that monstrosity of a hat come with a whippet?

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce @jamesenglish0 Nurse…he’s out of bed and managed to get into his phone again!

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce @forbes_gavin As long as we are still 4 points clear on Monday…I will be fine.

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@sandy_fordyce

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@sandy_fordyce @Rae_Boy Shortages of fresh fruit and veg…have some more of that please! Encouraged to recycle, get out my house!

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce @Rae_Boy Shutdown the parliament! Bring back direct rule…damn these elected politicians.

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce @mgoldenmsp I just throw my empty bottles of Blue Nun & MD 20/20 into the woods behind my house…the way nature intended.

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce @Rae_Boy Didn’t even make it as a decent health secretary…couldn’t bother his arse to dish out any PPE contracts to his mates!

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@sandy_fordyce @AllisonPearson Thinking of you at this difficult time!

[michael smith @mike_15smith]

@sandy_fordyce Hibs’d it…

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@offtheballbbc What were the first 3 digits on my electricity direct debit for December?

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@TheHeartsZone Was discussed on sportsound…has 18 months left according to Alan Preston