Michael Bennett

Your entire existence is one giant improbability of about 1 in 400 trillion.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@andresthewes @santiruiz1234 I like to forget that I had a freakin Afro in high school

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

Never have I ever accomplished a New Years resolution this thoroughly https://t.co/62HT4d9pNb

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

My only goal for this next year is to never fall as low as I did in 2016.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@SilkChase Chase cmon

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@brice_collier @SilkChase Who are we going after

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

*sits in the front of class*
*laughs at corny jokes*
*answers questions*

*gets test back* - 36
Me: https://t.co/qlLMIg2TNt

[josh @jcmichaelx]

being too nice is getting me no where with this

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

You misspelled embarrassment. https://t.co/MWv8OOUncT

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Heartbreak.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

Time doesn't heal all wounds

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Wow, someone caught the #SolarEclipse2017 mid flight! Breathtaking. ❤️

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@ACsitkovits I did no such thing

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

Found Jesus, floated down a river, and sang cigarette daydream all at float fest.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@SilkChase That's a good way to justify being fake

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@SilkChase Boy how often do you do these.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@SilkChase It's not like you were specifically invited or anything.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

Me- Wow! I have actually survived two decades on this Earth.

Me to me- Jump out an airplane.

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@camerin_wilkins Thanks dude it was easily the scariest thing I've ever done😂

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

@KristianRuiz29 Why thank you, friend

[Michael Bennett @mike_allll]

Happy birthday to my hammock buddy, best friend, and future roommate 🎉