TheFella

Happiest Man on the planet. So please #fuckoff and don't ruin it.

[TheFella @mike_bourlet]

@Kriggie1 @Chelseasparetix @Chelsea_spares @facevalue_CFC @CFC_FV_Tickets @cfcspare @FaceValueCFC @CFCSparesFV @CFCSold DM me

[TheFella @mike_bourlet]

Looking for 2 x Spares for Chelsea V Nottingham Forest #chelseavnottbinghamforest #chelseatickets @ChelseaResale @CFCTickets4Sale @CFC1905_tickets @CFCDaily @CFCspares

[TheFella @mike_bourlet]

@facevalue_CFC looking for 3 tickets in the Chelsea end away vs Leeds

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pancake Day’s gonna have to work really hard to lift the nation’s spirits this year.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Monday, you’ve excelled yourself.

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

🇲🇦 Hakim Ziyech with the most satisfying pass in recent history. 🎯

[Ram Diraviyam @Ramdiraviyam]

How good is #Mount playing as a 8 !! Dropping deep, linking up the back line and attack! that initial ball over the top to Tammy in the goal sequence 👌👌 #BURCHE

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

New schedule now clocks have gone back:

1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Blimey it’s already dark best go to bed

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

Marcus Rashford scoring his first Champions League hat trick on the same day one million people sign up with him to end child poverty in the UK.

What a guy 👏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not long now until Britain loses its mind at how dark it is.

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

French authorities have stopped Manchester United defenders Axel Tuanzebe and Aaron Wan-Bissaka from boarding their flight home after the United duo were found with over 300 million euro in their pockets...

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Matt Hancock and the Diversity of Thought

[TheFella @mike_bourlet]

@BrewDog cheers for the delivery! Lovey stuff #brewdog

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just noticed I'm running alarmingly low on spare batteries at home so I've made a list of the ones I need:
6 x AAA
8 x AA
4 x C
8 x D
1 x 9v

I think I can count that as an essential journey to the supermarket.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You people are the worst people I’ve ever peopled the earth with.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things to do in February:
- Eat pancakes
- Try to cancel gym membership
- Ignore Valentine’s Day
- Love or hate rugby
- Be glad it’s not January
- Wait until March
- That’s about it

[Transfer News Live @TNLdotcom]

Manchester United fans whenever Mason Greenwood touches the ball: https://t.co/cSxJdpLkvI

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Jürgen Klopp said I should go on holiday but nothing excites me more than a mid-table League One side against our youth team.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honestly
Honestly, it’s fine
The Brit said, dishonestly
About all the many things
That were not fine
That were not fine at all

[Transfer News Live @TNLdotcom]

Shrewsbury players on the pitch tonight like...