Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️

Not the Actual Michael Kalinich's Dad! 🟪🟨 Tags random people for absolutely no reason 📢 Cringe Boomer Energy ⚡ Blessed be the Lord ✝️

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@mkalinich13 People say “it’s not Boone’s fault. Every team has losing streaks. Every team has injuries. They win 90 games and always make playoffs. Blah blah blah!”

Every team DOESN’T HAVE a $350M payroll for 9 years with 0 WS wins to show for it. NYY will always be average with Boone

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

RBI single
@mkalinich1324
@appyleague
Select Team vs
@usabaseball
College National Team to start the scoring. ♥️📷📷
@LibertyBaseball
@risewithus
@KalinichMylene
@fitness6565
@abarkett17

@jcchitting77

@EddyRodriguezU
@toconnellsports
@LakeBrantleyAD

[Michael Kalinich @mkalinich13]

RBI single @mkalinich1324 @appyleague Select Team vs @usabaseball College National Team to start the scoring.
♥️🔥⚾️1️⃣3️⃣✝️
@LibertyBaseball @risewithus
@KalinichMylene
@fitness6565
@abarkett17
@jcchitting77 @EddyRodriguezU
@toconnellsports @LakeBrantleyAD

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@BigDyl1451 @chubb_brad20304 @notMikeHouston @ashleighxcash @PR927FM Sounds pussy to me. Must be a soft man online that has to block his own fanbase. 😭

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@ashleighxcash @PR927FM QUIT WHISPEIRN LIBROLE

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@notMikeHouston @BigDyl1451 @ashleighxcash @PR927FM I heard that Dylan is an ole gay ass that blocks his fanbase?

[Pirate Groyper 🏴‍☠️💍 @PirateGroyper]

FLASHBACK FRIDAY:

12 years ago TODAY @cgodwin23 was officially introduced as the ECU Head Coach.

Since then:

469 (nice) Wins
5x Mikey Mouse American Coach of the Year
2,510,867 Fake Bunts Shown
2 Super Teams Wasted 🗑️
4,380 Devotionals Posted 🙏
15 Jungle Jumps
2,185 🤟 Emojis Used
35 Post Game Media Crash Outs
0 CWS Appearances 🏆

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@mkalinich13 @ECUJungle @parkerbyrd11 @Jbyrd41718 Love this energy. I made such a good reply here!

Can't wait for my next post where every accomplishment somehow circles back to being about me the parent instead of the kid.

How many accounts can I tag next time, me?

🤟🤟🤟🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[🏝️ Burn the Boats 🌴 @take_the_island]

@toddkelly742 @ECU_Pride3124 You once said you could write a book on sports or whatever your stupid idea was.

Make sure to mention in it that UNC hasn’t beaten ECU in football in 14 years.

Nobody’s reading that book, but at least include the one decent fact. Enjoy that baseball L too. Tarhole bitch. 😂

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

What a great start to the week

Newport Beach CA then came back in the same day to watch a summer league ball game with @notMikeHouston back at CLS.

Tagging my hosses♥️🏴‍☠️⚾️1️⃣3️⃣✝️

@NotStephenIgoe
@Bigdixswanging
@MWsBurner
@ecu_local
@PR927FM
@holtahlers12
@thecaidennorman

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@notMikeHouston @tweetingclip Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

May 6, 2000 Quito Ecuador 🇪🇨
@zoex0

⁩My lemon bard said “I do”. She has made my life amazing and given me 2 beautiful fruits.

SPEEK UP LIBBY! Happy Anniversary my love. I am truly blessed! 📷

@notMikeHouston
@NotStephenIgoe
@Bigdixswanging
@MWsBurner
@ecu_local

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

Truly special. Love all the banana people so much.

To celebrate, I am now going to tag a completely random assortment of people for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

@notMikeHouston
@norby_connor
@Bigdixswanging
@NotStephenIgoe
@ecu_local
@PiraNeerTarHeel
@Ecu_elmo

[Michael Kalinich @mkalinich13]

Truly special. Love these families and fans so much.

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@ecu_local @LibertyBaseball @notMikeHouston @holtahlers12 @Bigdixswanging @take_the_island @chubb_brad20304 @PiraNeerTarHeel @realDonaldTrump @ecubasketball @Ecu_elmo @NotStephenIgoe Why were there so many bitter hosses? We actually have a lot in common … USA, NHL, CANES, WWE, HULKSTER.

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

GOD’S PLAN 23 schools ~ numerous incredible offers for my hoss!

followed his heart
@LibertyBaseball
💕💕💕💕

@notMikeHouston
@holtahlers12
@Bigdixswanging
@take_the_island
@chubb_brad20304
@PiraNeerTarHeel
@realDonaldTrump
@ecubasketball
@Ecu_elmo
@NotStephenIgoe

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@notMikeHouston Hey homie

[Pirate Groyper 🏴‍☠️💍 @PirateGroyper]

BREAKING: Erica, mom of former ECU pitcher Bradley Zayac, brutally MOGGED Cliff Godwin earlier today.

GOBBLESS Erica and Bradley!

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@Ecu_elmo Thank you Cliff Godwin! @cgodwin23

[Intoxicated Elmo @Ecu_elmo]

Cliff is having a great farewell tour for his impending retirement. Going out like a true pirate

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@burn_the_boats_ @notCliffGodwin Yeah, I am sick of this shit. Same thing every year.

[Michael Kalinich's Burner 🏴‍☠️ @mike_cringe]

@notCliffGodwin @chubb_brad20304 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT LIB IS TALKING ABOUT CLIFF