Mike Laskey

Copywriter. Mostly bad jokes.

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

Poor service from @PapaJohnsUK. 3 orders on their website, all failed. Rang store, who had no idea what was going on and didn't know how to find out. Emailed head office, still no explanation of what went wrong. Now received auto-email saying my points will expire in 14 days. 😂

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@FootballCliches not 12 words!

https://t.co/xUPQ10h6Yf

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@flamesicehockey This seems tasteful...

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@Futuresoundshow @arkellsmusic @wardrobeleeds Any stage times for tonight, please? Thanks!

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

.@FootballCliches https://t.co/fJiCt2eyoh

"Stop it, bat!"

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Look if we’re going to anthropomorphize baseballs then we’re going to have to completely reevaluate the act of hitting

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@Avis I'm in the UK, not America.

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

.@Avis just signed up to the Avis Preferred programme with American Express... And now you're quoting me MORE for the same car hire, and not offering the free additional driver I'm supposedly entitled to. Not great! Any chance of some help, please?

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@IeuanHughes19 Didn't have to scroll too far, either. Thick as mince and now happily blocked 😊

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

Ordered some groceries... wrong item delivered... told @Uber_Support in the Uber app... said there's "nothing they can do" for reasons we've explained" (none given). Then contacted later with "Hi Mohammad" – message meant for someone else. 🤣 Worst customer service for a while!

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@IeuanHughes19 Thanks for the advice. Here's some for you: mind your own business, racist.

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@WorcsBoschCare Done, thanks

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@WorcsBoschCare Still not able to connect to my thermostat through the (rubbish) app. A quick glance at the reviews of said app show that I'm far from alone. Are there any plans to fix it? Or is it simply a case of sell a product, neglect a product, ignore the problems?

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

Delighted to say my application for our TV licence renewal was successful. Boy, was that a nervy few minutes.

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@WorcsBoschCare Is this still the case? I can't connect to my thermostat now – first time this problem has occurred.

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@FootballCliches can one be "very handy at assists"? Not for me, David.

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

Sunak: So out of touch, he's insoluble.

[Purpose Awards EMEA @PurposeAwdsEMEA]

The winner in the Brand Led - Best Public Awareness Cause Campaign category is @tweetcatchers for @networkrail for the Harrison's Story campaign – congratulations! #PurposeAwardsEMEA

[Purpose Awards EMEA @PurposeAwdsEMEA]

The winner in the Public Sector - Best Health Cause Campaign category is @tweetcatchers for @networkrail for the Harrison's Story campaign – congratulations! #PurposeAwardsEMEA

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@blackcircles Ford Puma

[Mike Laskey @Mike_Laskey]

@ZafiroHotels Hi, could you follow me back please so that I can DM you? Thank you :)