Michael Rimmer

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Hasta luego

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

We’ll be back to normality by Christmas 🤣

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

New Tier Map now Live:
https://t.co/mEeEZPcGYh

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Instagram feed full of people out on walks being productive and I haven’t even showered today 🙃

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Boris Johnson coming out of hiding to announce another nationwide lockdown

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Know my shit me 🙃 UTFT

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

3 point after a poor second half. Gylfi wouldn’t get another match day squad for me, shithouse ambling around after being on 10 mins

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

The Christmas Eve session is the best one of the year, gutted to be missing out on it all

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Me watching Instagram stories of people I know in Australia and New Zealand

[Michael Ball @bally03]

Rodríguez - out (Most creative)
Seamus - out (captain)
Digne - out (Most assists)
Allen - out (Our best Holding DM)

We don’t moan - we don’t crave media attention - injury crisis?

#UTFT

[Tony @T_Caveney]

This what these tories call “in it together”! Scumbags

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

@realjonoharry @astonmc01 @GEvans95 @shrewstu @hendrixevo147 Haha mate I’ve been there before, ‘obstructed view’ it says on your ticket

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Some card that #ufc256

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Almost time for the influx of matching PJ’s family pics on Instagram

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Can jump on a bench press straight after someone but can’t sit in a designated area of a pub having a beer 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Andrew Pierce @toryboypierce]

So i can go into a sweaty unhealthy gym with complete strangers, go there by tube train or bus with complete strangers, or a cab which has not been disinfected, But i cant hae a pint in. a pub with a chum. How does that work?

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Monti (aged 8) wrote to me asking if Father Christmas will be able to deliver presents this year 🎅🎁🎄

I've had lots of letters about this, so I have spoken with experts and can assure you that Father Christmas will be packing his sleigh and delivering presents this Christmas!

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Didn’t need the slow mo replay of Royvals shoulder being popped back in 🤢 #UFC255

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

3 point after a poor second half. Gylfi wouldn’t get another match day squad for me, shithouse ambling around after being on 10 mins

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Imagine busting 80 yards, beating two lads and putting it on a plate for the striker for him to run off and knee slide to an empty stadium 😅

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

What a run from Timo Werner! ⚡️

The Newcastle defence couldn't stop the German who sets up Tammy Abraham to score 👏

[Paul Brown @PaulBrownEFC]

😂😂

[Michael Rimmer @mike_rim]

Meole brace retail park busier than ever #whatlockdown