Michael Stumpf

Jets. Yankees. State-Sponsored Pirate. Hot and nasty Surface Warfare. Everything on this profile is my opinion only.

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Every year I am irked by shower beer Steely Dan etc archetypes pretending to be deeply moved by the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald… it means nothing to you!!!

[🐾 @grandmasterroc]

BREAKING🚨: THE NEW YORK JETS HAVE BEEN GRANTED PERMISSION BY THE US SENATE TO EXECUTE AARON GLENN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AND IT WILL BE BROADCASTED ON CBS NOV, 15 2026 THE FIRING SQUAD WILL TAKE ACTION DURING HALF TIME OF THE JETS VS BILLS GAME Sources tell me and @AdamSchefter at @espn

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@Citadel_Base Yes. I have been mostly painting, but the other day I played my first game in a few years and it was very rewarding. Seeing your actual painted armies arrayed on the table is cool, and it for sure gives a little sense of pride and accomplishment.

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@FarfarBGNo @DYorgy Only Dante

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@FoundGore50172 It’s because Dante has been out of stock on the website for months and this is their way to get people to buy him.

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@LegasovAnalytic I keep an emergency stock of Bang energy drinks, sunflower seeds, and Oreos that only gets touched after we haven’t gotten resupplied in a while. Phantom energy drinks showing up after the ship’s store ran out a month ago is the BEST bargaining chip when you need something done.

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@MikeJanela 3 jets games in a row on Fox because they’ve all been against the NFC. It’s atrocious.

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@GortKerensky More White Scars than actually contributed to anything meaningful on Terra lol

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@Sanderzzz_ @USNA86 We’re at the logo…

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

What’s your heart rate at? @USNA86 don’t think mine has dropped below 120 all night…

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@USNA86 @Sanderzzz_ Tie game…

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@jetsmuse HEALTHY SCRATCH WITH THE HEALTHY CATCH

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

Two Jets games in a row on Fox is disgusting… give me back CBS

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@Sanderzzz_ Rather be 1-1 than 0-2

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

AND ANOTHA ONE

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

TUDDY JETS

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@Hillahillaa Sympathy cigarette: someone else is experiencing number 2, so you go to support them for a cigarette outside and talk.

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@JGrayJets Annoying as fuck

[Michael Stumpf @mike_stumpf_]

@jetsmuse Horrendous drive, but look at the upside- the guys don’t give up. They’re willing to grind for every single yard on every single down to get to the end zone.