Mike Sullivan

Nyack ~ Binghamton ‘18

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

He has a way with words

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

Idk if I’m just dumb but it really pisses me off when you get a captcha on a website and there’s the smallest sliver of the object you’re supposed to identify in one of the boxes. It’s especially annoying when I get it wrong and the website becomes suspicious of me

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Someone needs to study the phenomenon where the citi bike app says there’s 2+ electric bikes available at a station 5 minutes away and when you get there, there are mf’s taking them out at that moment. Insane

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When I die bury me inside the mf Trader Joe’s Multigrain Pita Bite Crackers with Whole Wheat and Flax Seed™ box. These are the best crackers on the planet

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Has an airplane seatbelt ever saved a life? I feel like that might not be enough if things don’t go as planned

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Bring back Uber pool. We can’t accept covid as an excuse anymore. This is the hill that I die on

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@the_blanchise I spoke with the scientists and the research is inconclusive

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I feel like coffee at room temp is colder than water at room temp. Switching professions to get to the bottom of this

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I feel a certain sense of accomplishment when I come across one of those Term & Conditions that make you scroll all the way down before you can click “I have read and agree to the T&C’s”. I didn’t read it either way but I earned it a little more when I have to scroll

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If Chuck Schumer doesn’t stop texting me I’m voting red

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@the_blanchise This is actually what inspired the tweet. You read my mind

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

I live to waive at people hailing cabs

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Do you know who Pablo Sanchez is?

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Mullets should come back. I can’t do one but people should bring them back

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@jujusussmaster Extremely jealous. My parents didn’t love me that much

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

Why did I want the Nickelodeon magazine so bad?

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

Wtf am I even looking at?

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

I’ll know I’ll have made it when I have that little incinerator trash bin in my kitchen like Edna from The Incredibles

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

Actively looking forward when walking past first class on a flight so I don’t give them the satisfaction

[Mike Sullivan @mikeanlike]

How the fuck did Lindsey Lohan get a planet fitness sponsorship

[RedHawks BBall @NYACKHSHOOPS]

Allowing monkey noises to echo through a gymnasium while an African American player shoots free throws, sanctions racism and hatred. Pearl River missed the mark to correct abhorrent behavior. Stop the Game. Remove the Offenders. Do Better!