Michael Barreca

you can’t spell American Dream without Eric Andre right in the middle

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Back from my year and a half long Twitter hiatus to wish all women a happy birthday!!! If you’re a woman, just know that I love you and I’m wishing you a very happy birthday! 🥳

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Almost missed it! Congrats to all the women today! Haha I think you all are so hot and sexy and cool and funny and awesome and nice and pretty and beautiful and sma-

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

@guynamedconnor Fair is fair!

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Personally I don’t think the SCOTUS went far enough yesterday! I think they should ban men from ejaculating when it isn’t for the sake of impregnating a woman. When you shoot your swimmers into a sock or the shower, you’re ending a life too! Class B felony, 5-15 years sounds fair

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

.@minions got my back. Shout out to Gru and them…

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Mahomes will miss Tyreek but Tua will miss him a lot more

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

@sammyfitz3

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Haha I’m not wearing green today, is someone gonna pinch me ;-) haha

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Almost missed it! Congrats to all the women today! Haha I think you all are so hot and sexy and cool and funny and awesome and nice and pretty and beautiful and sma-

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

I know I haven’t tweeted in a while, but I figured I should today of all days. But happy birthday women! I love all of you so much! If any of your kind is single... 👀

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Joe Brrrr more like Joe My-mom-is-pulling-into-the-driveway-and-I-didn’t-take-the-chicken-out-of-the-freezer-to-dethaw-when-she-called-earlier

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

Wtf is this?

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

White people love the macarena

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 Playoffs = giveaway time 🚨

RT this to be entered for the chance to win tickets, signed gear, limited-edition merch, and much more. Winners will be selected daily! #OneTeamOneVision

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Every RT counts as 2️⃣ votes for @Mathieu_Era in the #WPMOYChallenge presented by @Nationwide!

Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this custom Chiefs console courtesy of @XBox and @EAMaddenNFL 🎮

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

I’m tryna fuck the vaccine

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

@tyler_frost14 Ayeeeee thanks man

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

I’m drunk as hell, somebody wish me a happy birthday

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

From the company who brought you The Stranger Method (for masturbation) TM, we’d now like to introduce to you The Stranger Method (for wiping your ass) TM. Go back to the glory days when your parents wiped your ass as a kid and it was clear no one is good at wiping for someone el

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

@sammyfitz3 A classic

[Michael Barreca @mikebarwrecka]

@KalleSorbo I can already tell that the missed XP is going to cost me the week