mike breen

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

Robin Hood and Little John runnin through the forest oodeladee oodeladee golly what a dayyyyyyyyy

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

Gotta love people who have overly personal phone conversations in the doctors office waiting room.

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

@MorningGlory182 perfect answer. You are my ancestor. You give me strength.

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

@MorningGlory182 brah u should be here

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

TREACHEROUS STORM OF THE CENTURY PARTY

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

@heatherrrrlynn @0hgabby what a fun fucking night that was

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

I've seen Lena Dunham's tits about 30 times now. That's exactly 30 times more than I wanted to see them. I mean she's cool but. We get it.

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

Friday with the BAZE #baes

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

@0hgabby and I just finished watching American Sniper and the tears started flowing. #ChrisKyle #TheLegend

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

@kkatie_ann happens ALL the time..

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Men who post a lot of selfies are more likely to be psychopaths, according to research.

[jordan buckley @jordanbuckley]

If any psycho chicks out there want to buy a positive pregnancy test hit me up I got a guy. We ship worldwide. I mean HE ships worldwide. HE

[Many Eyes @manyeyes_music]

I mean, the confidence he had in the irresistible sensuality of his own upper body is fucking bonkers. his bravado was off the charts

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

We heaaaa

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

This is the best Christmas I've ever had. God bless you all. I love you people.

[jordan buckley @jordanbuckley]

It's been 4 days, why hasn't this gone viral too?!?!? “@John_Obert: @JordanETID showin' some love. http://t.co/qeWxf8ecs9”

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

I know what @0hgabby got me for Xmas and I CANT WAIT to open it and play with it.

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

Also, my iPhone TRIED to capitalize north korea. NOPE.

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

The new Franco-Rogen movie was 'cancelled' due to north korean terror threats. Apparently we DO negotiate with terrorists..

[mike breen @mikebreenyo]

Happy birthday @haiicecilia, your name means "shits on the plains like buffalo". We love you.