Mike C

this is the darkest timeline (he/him)

[Mike C @mikecav5]

If I was paid $5 million, I would simply not go broke

[Percy @percyishim]

NBA Player, Lou Will says the average NBA player goes broke because $5 million isn’t a lot of money.

“You make $5 Million, two and half of that is gone. You got agent fees and that’s another $50,000 and then you have dues for the NBPA”

“The fees is $15,000 to $20,000 a year and that’s how we’re able to get our health care and all of that”

“Then you have your personal staff, financial advisor is probably 1%, agent at a high number is gonna get 4%”

“Before you look up, you have $1.4 Million off of $5 Million left and then you have the mansions and jewelries and girlfriends and channel bags”

“Before you know it, you’re not a millionaire no more”

[Mike C @mikecav5]

@AmtrakNECAlerts Do you have an update on Acela 2103?

[Mike C @mikecav5]

Tell em big man

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

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[Mike C @mikecav5]

@DragonflyJonez Shut the fuck up

[Mike C @mikecav5]

Hochul the last 18 months

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

There’s only one way to solve New York’s housing crisis: we have to build more housing.

Today’s decision is a victory for working families and a step toward a future all New Yorkers can afford.

https://t.co/XXge9OJs76

[Mike C @mikecav5]

This officially means he has 10-and-5 rights and can veto any trade.

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

Mark Ruffalo will play a bigger role as Bruce Banner in 'SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY', not just a small cameo.

This will be his 10th appearance in the MCU.

(Source: https://t.co/bz5LHYli9j)

[Josh @JoshDenofNerds]

Andor getting terrible premiere viewership while Revenge of the Sith sets records...

[Mike C @mikecav5]

@HouseDemocrats @RepDeluzio What the fuck are you guys doing over there

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Braelon Allen is 21.
Olu Fashanu is 22.
Breece Hall is 23.
Garrett Wilson is 24.
Sauce Gardner is 24.
Will McDonald IV is 25.
Justin Fields is 26.
Jermaine Johnson is 26.
Quinnen Williams is 27.
Quincy Williams is 28.

Young and terrifying.
Stop sleeping on the New York Jets.

[brady @burgermanders]

@CassiusCl1ff This throw is literally underthrown

[Mike C @mikecav5]

@GovMurphy Congrats on destroying your legacy!

[Mike C @mikecav5]

@nypost Hi, is there any way to move around Manhattan without driving? Thanks, will hang up and listen

[Mike C @mikecav5]

@Phillies This is solely up to you

[Mike C @mikecav5]

Look how close they are to kissing

[Josh Leier @JoshLeier]

The NHL and Sportsnet are so woke that they don’t even have “linesmen” anymore. @torontobaghead

[Mike C @mikecav5]

Only one ball knower

[Mike C @mikecav5]

When I hit on 7-7 at the blackjack table and get another 7:

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

7x3=21 that is so awesome

[Mike C @mikecav5]

The day Embiid is washed, I will look back on his career with admiration, pride, and luck that I was able to watch him. He played with heart and was done dirty by the 6ers organization and brutal injury luck. I think any real sixers fan would feel the same

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I'm not an Embiid hater. I wouldn't call myself a fan necessarily either. When he's at the top of his game he's phenomenal. ("When" holds a lot of weight there). But the main emotion I have when watching him is: Im glad I don't have to root for this guy. Investing your NBA fandom in Embiid does not look fun at all. And I know deep down a lot of PHI fans hate rooting for him too. They're just riding with him bc he's their guy. But there's gonna come a day when Embiid is washed. And the way PHI fans are gonna turn on him is gonna be cinema 🍿