miked

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Taylor can you ride Amtrak

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: "you'll become more conservative if you read the bible”

me: *every time i read the bible*

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

My politics as a Christian is wanting all people to have food, drinkable water, shelter, healthcare, education, a livable wage, liberty and justice no matter if they share my religious beliefs or not.

Yet, this seems extremely controversial to so many fellow Christians.

[miked @miked7]

@gryffithdor_ You never ask me

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The only true way to get rid of a mosquito bite

[Brent Patrick @Brentus88]

Hahaha. Democrat @RepKatiePorter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote

[miked @miked7]

@isCoryBryan My wife also adds Cheerios to hers.

[miked @miked7]

@allenholub Yea I was hinting that maybe they would have had a different trajectory.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[Derrick Lemos 🏳️‍🌈✊🏽 @DerrickLemos]

Between Coco, Encanto, Everything, Everywhere All of the Time, and Turning Red, Millennial filmmakers are slowly creating an entire genre of fantasy films where parents apologize.

[The Honest Pastor @HhonestPastorR]

Just saying…You can’t claim a moral high ground and throw out your morals at the same time.

[miked @miked7]

@nightlightoasis Would love to hear a review on these when you’re done!

[miked @miked7]

@Paceaux I assume you’ve found the Jira markdown guide, right? I had it bookmarked because it was so different from others back when I was using Jira as a Product Managee

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"That's what a Slytherin would do"
-well they aren't real
-there are other ways to describe human behavior
-read another book

"That's so Garfield"
-you're right he totally would do that

[miked @miked7]

@bcalbertsen My biggest pet peeve is when the meeting organizer ends early and comments “I’m gonna give you x amount of your day back”… like no! You should have never stolen that time in the first place!

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

“Do or do not. There is no ‘try’” -Yoda

Too much up-front thinking, particularly when you do not have enough information to make a good decision, is not generally a good approach to software dev.