The El MikeDabba

comedy?

[The El MikeDabba @mikeDabba]

Falling in love is like getting a new streaming service, everything is new and exciting. Then everything gets old, repetitive, stale, old and repetitive. There may be new exciting stuff now and then, but its never as good as it was.

[The El MikeDabba @mikeDabba]

@JohnGregoryJr Is this how you broke your arm?

[Raul Hernandez @funnyraul]

I’m hosting #comedy night at #ExitOneTaproom in #FloridaCity on July 14 @ 8PM!
Featuring:
@mikedabba
#MarsOneil
#RaulColon
Headliner:
@pauleyme

#Openmic hosted by @tarnotime!

Exit One Taproom is located at
12 NE 3rd St, Florida City, FL 33034

#lol #florida #miami #homestead

[The El MikeDabba @mikeDabba]

@yourlondonmate Rational question, only if I’m watching cops.

[The El MikeDabba @mikeDabba]

@PierceBrosnan Bond deep undercover... money on the tux under the fishing gear.

[The El MikeDabba @mikeDabba]

@yourlondonmate Laughed so hard I spat up my coke. I haven’t drunk coke in forever.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

The older I get, the less friends I have.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Sometimes, the smallest decisions end up making the biggest changes.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know... And that is why we are best friends.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Sorry, I don't speak cunt.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Changing the word because you can't spell the word you wanted to use.

[Brodie Smith @Brodiesmith21]

Be Happy. Play Ultimate.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

OMFG I think it just hit me, I'm a CHAMPION!! I AM a CHAMPION!!

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when a girl try's 2 show u a pic dat she took with u a long time ago & she accidentally shows u a pic of her long tittys

[Jim Carrey Parody @JimCarreyJokes]

A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a women's body is exposed and men are decent enough to stare at the 10% that is covered.

[Jim Carrey Parody @JimCarreyJokes]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can put a stop to this. Please Retweet.