Mike Kerley

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@VOXImobile Your online chat is worse than useless. I've been trying for several days to sign up, but I'm having a problem. How can I speak to an actual person who will even attempt to fix it?

[Maia @maiamindel]

what if the monkeys are shunning punch because he has monkey tourettes and said the monkey n word at the monkey film and television awards

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@Cex @CeXSupport I ordered an Amazon Echo online and got the wrong item. Returned it and bought another one. I once again get sent the wrong item. Am I being pranked? Now I have to trudge through the rain into town FOR THE SECOND TIME to return this.

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@Honest_Mobile_ There is nowhere to enter your details on the website, how do I join the waiting list?

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@Honest_Mobile_ How do I sign up to smart sim? When I go to the website to join the waiting list there is no form to fill in.

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@O2 I've tried to report an issue with your network that impacts security, but your customer service rep didn't take it seriously, and told me there was nobody she could escalate it to. Also, do you guys do bug bounties?

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@CompTIA_EMEA Yes, this forwards me to the CompTIA site to book the exam, where I can't because of an 'Internal Server Error' that still hasn't been fixed after 2 months after reporting it.

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@CompTIA_EMEA I've been trying to book an exam but due to a 'server error' on your website, I can't. I raised a ticket 2 months ago, but still no fix.

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@CompTIA I’ve been trying to book an exam on your new system but it’s broken. I raised a support ticket, but I’ve been waiting for a fix for 2 months now, can someone please get this fixed?

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@Specsavers I’ve been waiting almost a month for a perfectly standard pair of glasses. Is it possible to cancel the order and get my NHS voucher back to try somewhere else?

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

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[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@AvantiWestCoast It’s okay, he showed up just after I sent that tweet.

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@AvantiWestCoast I bought a 1st class ticket from Birmingham to Preston. I’ve been sat here for an hour and nobody has been round with refreshments yet. Is this normal? Why did I pay extra? This wouldn’t have happened with Virgin.

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@ITProTV Watching one of your courses on Safari on my M1 mac just caused the whole machine to crash so badly I had to force the power off. Also why can't I contact you via the website?

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@AskCurve So even though I paid £75 for my Curve Black card back in 2016, and I was one of the first to sign up to the subscription Black card, if I want to cancel now I lose all the benefits I paid for and just get just a blue card? It this right?

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

#TimeToPlayFair - Bring Amex back to @imaginecurve. https://t.co/4MNlTg3reb @AmexUk @TheFCA @ThePSR

[Mike Kerley @mikedangerk]

@getcoconut I haven't had a reply to my email from 3 days ago. How long will I be waiting to set up a Ltd Co account? I'm 295 in the queue apparently.