King of the Pirates

great at everything

[King of the Pirates @mikedel13]

http://t.co/MyYf7pszBL @RJBoucher

[King of the Pirates @mikedel13]

Coming out of retirement to say fuck @DrinkSurfside and @ComcstSpectacor i just paid $77.00 for two 24 oz surf sides, your 8 pack is $30.00 at most which is still rediculous. Sincerely i hope whoever was apart of the process of deciding these prices kills themselves whole hearted

[Trevor Lane @TrevorLane]

I'm seeing so many Lakers fans saying things like "it's over, I'm out, face it we're done", etc. I get it, the last few years have been painful. Hard to watch. And this year has had so many gut-punch losses. They add up and take their toll. So maybe it's a defense mechanism to prophesize catastrophe; after all, you can't be disappointed if you expect disappointment. But damn, after everything you've endured, everything you've celebrated, from the horrible tragedies to championships and everything in between, you want to quit NOW?! A half-game back? Fans who watched Kobe wage war on his own physical limitations, night in and night out persevering and pushing himself despite the pain, standing strong in the face of mortality's ticking clock...it's those fans who want to call it quits in this moment of adversity? Out of fear because what? Failing hurts? You're better than that because you're stronger than that, we're stronger than that. Yes, it's going to hurt if the slide continues, but we do it together, just like we win together too. A caveat- if you truly are at the end and your mental health requires you to step away (and you know if that's you), then PLEASE do. We will be here when you're ready. Know your limits. To the rest, 10 games to go and a half-game back, dark clouds may be on the horizon but I'm not touching the brakes. Let's go.

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

Moving on up. He keeps climbing the ranks like this and we're eventually gonna have to call him by his proper name of James Robert Vulva

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Regarding the Palestine, Ohio Environmental mess:

- Yes, it's bad
- No, It's not even close to a "chernobyl"
- Yes, Norfolk Southern is almost entirely to blame
- Yes, Pete Buttigieg could have said more publicly
- Yes, Biden offered Fed assistance
- Yes, DeWine declined Fed assistance
- No, Buttigieg couldn't have prevented the disaster
- No, Buttigieg is NOT responsible for the clean-up
- No, Democrats didn't order the train cars be burned
- Yes, Gov. DeWine ordered the train cars be burned
- Yes, The Norfolk Southern CEO donated to DeWine
- Yes, Trump removed safety standards
- Yes, Trump weakened the EPA
- Yes, we ALL should be working together to make sure this doesn't happen again!

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the comic timing of "the good news is he's got plenty of other rackets" is off the charts

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

If I had a choice between winning a million dollars or LeBron winning a million dollars, I want LeBron to win that money. That’s how loyal I am to the King.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

This is gonna be a conversation in the next few days so let’s just put it to bed.

2x MVP
3x Finals MVP
10x All-Star
10x All-NBA
6x All-Defense

That’s the difference between LeBron and Steph. It’s enough to make the Hall of Fame.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"Jeremy, man, we loved you. We still love you. And I still have all the [Linsanity] wristbands"

Knicks fans show Jeremy Lin love on the 10th anniversary of Linsanity 🙏 https://t.co/8pZvLvHjpS

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

The masculine urge to catch feelings for any women that shows you a little kindness

[The guy that sing @AlexJayeSINGER]

Can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability….

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

GIVEAWAY ALERT! Giving away a new PS5! Will pick the winner on Wednesday!!!

To Enter:
1️⃣. Retweet this tweet
2️⃣. Follow my Twitter
3️⃣. Follow my wine page on IG @ JhartCellars

[King of the Pirates @mikedel13]

@shaynecosme One day eventually everyone woman in the world will reject me and you’re first up 😘

[shay @cshaycc]

It’s like sickening how in love I am with Michael Del Vecchio

[King of the Pirates @mikedel13]

@Chase_Santos I actually hope it never ends because i refuse to watch anything else

[Wawa @Wawa]

The day has come! Our first drive-thru opened today at 570 Rancocas Road, Westampton, NJ 🙌 Road trip!?

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Media: Kyrie what you gonna eat before the game?

Kyrie: What I consume does not equate to my worth as a mammal. I am a sovreignt being in a malnourished state but my mind is full.

Media:

[Queen Danielle👑 @_callmedanny_]

Trump vs Biden... oh wait there’s Kanye https://t.co/TxXzgXHW2I