mike demers

professional complainer, amateur fixer…
NH → SF…
Try @LoremKeysum & @NewsCamApp!

[mike demers @mikedemers]

This is our reality.

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Machines should be made as quiet as possible, and then a little quieter.

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@instagram The rate at which @Instagram is simultaneously improving and destroying their product is amazing.

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This is insane: I’ve used @Instagram 3 times in the past 2 days (browsing my feed after posting a pic) and they’ve shown me 67 ads! 67!!! SIXTY SEVEN!

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Autocorrect just changed Sam Adams to San Adams… clearly this New Englander has been living in California too long.

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All clear.

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“Oracle, are we alone in the universe?”

[mike demers @mikedemers]

“We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny.” https://t.co/536aQxZShp

[Oliver Cameron @olivercameron]

☀️ Big news from @voyage!

We’re now rolling out a self-driving taxi service to over 125,000 amazing residents on 750 (!) miles of Florida road. This is a (private) city like no other.

https://t.co/1LpSmyKNVX

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Achievement unlocked: I’ve lived long enough to see the music of my childhood featured during @PBS pledge week… 😕

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“what I find far more ominous is how seldom, today, we see the phrase ‘the 22nd century.’ Almost never.” https://t.co/eVJsUQv3Sy

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Senator Angus King of Maine has submitted a letter to the Unicode Consortium asking for a lobster emoji.

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OH “These front-end devs act like the ORM is some kind of free candy machine for database objects”

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I don't understand the appeal of dutch crunch bread.

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What if the Night King is actually the good guy, fighting to bring democracy to people suffering under despotic kings and queens?

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While a cat may always land on its feet, a kitten, I can confirm, does not.

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So it turns out Kitten Wrangler is pretty much a full-time job

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My least favorite thing about the AirPods is how they demagnetize every credit card they encounter. My favorite thing is everything else.

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I don’t understand why the pharmacy staff at CVS are all wearing surgical scrubs

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If we call the vanity a Vanity why don’t we call the couch a Sloth?

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You never truly appreciate how much you use a given finger until you slice off a bit of its tip with an extremely sharp citrus peeler…