Michael Kedor

Storytelling by painting with life, sparky, li’l bean, emmalemondingdong, baseball, bikes and beer.

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I explained to #weekedor that #OpeningDay is just like #CoronationDay but for baseball. She totally gets it. @mlb + @DisneyFrozen

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@Roto_Frank as a Brewers fan that couldn’t stay awake for the game last night, hearing you guys live comment while recording was a hoot! Thanks for the great content. :)

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Say it with your loudest voice. WE WILL NOT ALLOW TYRANNY TO ERODE THE RIGHTS GRANTED US BY THE FOUNDERS OF THIS COUNTRY!

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Have Walz and Trump spoken to each other directly? That seems like a valuable first step to curing this ICE disease.

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"Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!" - Barbie, Toy Story 3

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Terrorism.
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I spotted one of those Capital One Cafes in Mall of America yesterday. I couldn’t bear to go in for fear of constantly being asked what was in my wallet.

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Just putting this out into the world: Jingle Bells is a Thanksgiving song.

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Do you have a physical dictionary in your house?

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How many times must one yard sale their AirPods to get yahtzee?

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Will the head of the military also need to pass the fitness requirements?

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@fffffowler Fuck that guy.

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For the record, the batter is also technically in scoring position. In fact, if there's a possibility of the runner scoring on the next pitch, they are in scoring position. Scoring position is a stupid phrase.

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@TownBallTuesday Proper

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Sorry to get all political on here, but Opening Day should be a national holiday.

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Free Prince

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Oh. I get it now. You plant an American flag on things and it gives you absolute rights to be a complete asshole.

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MSP baggage claim start alarm is a loon call now. I maybe squirted a little with excitement when I heard it.

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Remember when we were promised taco trucks on every corner? I’m sad that didn’t happen.

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What do you mean your team hasn't had an elite NFL quarterback for 3/4 of your lifetime? Isn't having an elite QB just part of being an NFL fan of your home team?

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This is the first feature film I ever worked on. Only took 25 years in post. Congrats to Dan and team for the release.

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