now @notmikedunleavy

Fake account of an NBA coach's life

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Chris Kaman here to teach the kids how to respond to a Flagrant 3: Tugging of scrotum. http://bit.ly/u8GzT #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

RT @StephenHinden dude! MY BAD! F-ing bill simmons tried to make it seem like this was real. I'm a clips fan n hate mike. Sorry bro!

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

In hindsight, having Rasheed come teach the kids how to respect the refs was probably a bad idea. #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Donald Sterling, business genius: We popped small holes in each kid's ball. Charging $4 each time they fill it up. #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

@sportsguy33 It was a great run, but I had to move @mikedunleavy here. Thanks for the support!

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

From Western Conference Finals officials: "Sorry. Stern's orders. Shaq's marketable." Hmm, that one's confusing. #Blazeryearbook

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

From Sabonis: "I have seen better officiating in Soviet Lithuania, where calls are made by village goat." #Blazeryearbook

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

From Rasheed: "Your coaching is as inexplicable as this white spot in my hair". I assume "inexplicable" means good. #Blazeryearbook

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Looking through my yearbook from my days coaching the Blazers. All of the guys signed it. A lot of nice messages in here.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Ricky Davis exercised his player option. Apparently Sterling's plan to have him hire Anthony Carter's agent failed. Welcome back, Ricky!

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

We're gonna give Blake Griffin several options: Show up 100+ lbs overweight, blow out a knee, motorcycle accident. Ball's in his court.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Down goes @mikedunleavy! I hope @StephenHinden emails the producers of the Bruno film to let them know Bruno isn't really a fashion icon.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

@MeIsTheBomb Mel, if there's one thing Mike Dunleavy knows, it's how to fill a Twitter page. Yup. That's the one thing.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

So confused. You mean all these people didn't actually email Simmons? http://bit.ly/oXdmN My whole world is shattered.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Stayed late at the office to do some homework. Reading up on "satire" and "parody". Apparently I'm not the only one who needs to.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

RT @StephenHinden hey, this is fake: @mikedunleavy confirmed w/ @myclippernation since you were pimping this guy earlier, let your ppl know

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Kelsey Grammar in the offices today! He's hoping to be our new Celebrity Clipper Fan. Hope he gets it. Big fan of his work on "Back to You"

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

Camp playoff games start at 3pm. To give the kids the true Clipper experience, I'm sending them home at noon. #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

That killed 2 mins. Now back to the drills! More real-world stuff: having the kids play in a gym with the stands half-empty. #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikeduhleavy]

#CampDunleavy: Taking a break from drills to show the kids 20 years of Clippers highlights.