now @notmikedunleavy

Absolutely fake account of the life of a basketball coach

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

From Conference Finals officiating crew: "Sorry about that. Stern's orders." Hmm, I don't get that one. #Blazeryearbook

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From Sabonis: "I have seen better officiating in Soviet Lithuania, where calls are made by village goat." #Blazeryearbook

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

From Rasheed: "Your coaching is as inexplicable as this white spot in my hair". I assume "inexplicable" means good. #Blazeryearbook

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Looking through my yearbook from my days coaching the Blazers. All of the guys signed it. A lot of nice messages in here.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Ricky Davis exercised his player option. Apparently Sterling's plan to have him hire Anthony Carter's agent failed. Welcome back, Ricky!

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

RT @G2theMiller: @StephenHinden watches Colbert for his conservative values.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

@scott_tobias Giving Griffin several options: Show up 100+ lbs overweight, blow out a knee, motorcycle accident. Ball's in his court.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Again, I recommend following @mikeduhleavy as a backup plan. I'm sure he apologizes for having 100+ updates today. Won't happen again.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

For no reason whatsoever, I'd suggest following @mikeduhleavy. No reason at all. But just in case. @mikeduhleavy. May sound familiar to you.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

So confused. You mean all these people didn't actually email Simmons? http://bit.ly/oXdmN My whole world is shattered.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Stayed late at the office to do some homework. Reading up on "satire" and "parody". Apparently I'm not the only one who needs to.

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

RT @StephenHinden hey, this is fake: @mikedunleavy confirmed w/ @myclippernation since you were pimping this guy earlier, let your ppl know

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Kelsey Grammar in the offices today! He's hoping to be our new Celebrity Clipper Fan. Hope he gets it. Big fan of his work on "Back to You"

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Sounds like a plan! RT @garyucf: let Mr. Sterling know that the luxury tax is like a luxury car, it's actually really quite exquisite

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Camp playoff games start at 3pm. To give the kids the true Clipper experience, I'm sending them home at noon. #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Ok, back to the drills! More real-world stuff: having the kids play in a gym with the stands half-empty. #CampDunleavy

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#CampDunleavy: Taking a break from drills to show the kids 20 years of Clippers highlights.

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@scott_tobias I feel like we have a bond. I'm on the sidelines for every Clippers game, and you sat through "Imagine That".

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Don Sterling, business genius: Sterling just told the campers he'd only draft Griffin if each of them gave $20. Easy money! #CampDunleavy

[now @notmikedunleavy @mikedunleavy]

Why do people keep sending me messages about Tony LaRussa? I don't even like baseball! I'm a basketball coach, people!