Michael Egan

🏳️‍🌈 • Pace MT ‘16 • Northeastern ‘20

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

So...now that #45 is gone...is it safe to come back to Twitter now?

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Ruin a band name by changing one letter:

Red Hot Chili Poppers 🌶👃🏻

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

@marrtyshmarrty I guess I just wish it didn’t sound almost like a complete copy. I’m obsessed with the rest of the album tho 👏🏻

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Is it just me or does Gaga’s ‘Babylon’ sound exactly like Madonna’s ‘Vogue’?🤔 #Chromatica

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Paint me like one of your French girls🎨 #corgi #titanic

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

No one wants to see your indoor quarantine workout...🙄

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Coronavirus made me do it #TikTok #follow #coronavirus #followme

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

It’s not his fault that his contract was up during AN UNFORSEEN PANDEMIC. Take your drama starting ass somewhere else, stay inside, and focus on staying healthy instead of infecting others with your drama.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Wow I’m already seeing people bitching at Tom Brady for leaving the Patriots and bashing him for not being considerate enough to hide his departure news during the COVID-19 pandemic. Y’all honestly need to take a damn breath!

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

PROTECT BETTY WHITE AT ALL COSTS

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

The apocalypse has officially hit the local Starbucks😱 #coronapocolypse #COVID19

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Special skill: staring at you while you’re speaking, nodding in acknowledgment and not hearing a SINGLE word 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Dear god no

[James Charles @jamescharles]

JUST FINISHED MY FIRST SONGWRITING SESSION AND LET ME TELL YOU... A BOP IS IN THE WORKS

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Just took my first peloton class with @codyrigsby 🥵 Dude his class is no joke. I could barely keep up I was laughing so hard👏🏻👏🏻🤣 #peloton #asskicked #feelinggreat

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Haven’t checked twitter in 4 months and honestly it’s still garbage 🗑🤣

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

This heat in Boston today is a real...

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

To move on or not to move on...that is the question

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

When your boyfriend is active on social media constantly but chooses to ignore your texts all day

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

Once in a blue moon you have an Uber driver who’s actually 🔥🔥🔥

[Michael Egan @mikeegan321]

When your gay doorman asks you how Providence Pride was....