Mike Ewen

Ya hate to see it...

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@rosscapouch @kara_but_online @emma_e_ewen @nattypatters Eh, sure why not

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@rosscapouch @emma_e_ewen @kara_but_online @nattypatters Sounds about right.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Sorry for taking so long to respond to your text, I got sent to prison for a crime I didn't commit and had to escape in a body bag to exact my revenge on all those who sought to see me suffer

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Quarantine happy hour is going well.

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Does anyone know a good "lo-fi beats to self isolate to" playlist?

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@kara_but_online Ya hate to see it

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@chelseyewen Gross

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Dogs are GMO's

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

My new favorite thing to do is make up fake Werner Herzog quotes with @emma_e_ewen

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Just finished my first semester law school finals, it feels great!
Also if you want to donate to a worthy cause my venmo is EwenMichael-11. For the price of a cup of coffee you can buy beer for a depressed 1L

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Bonsoir @MittRomney

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@emma_e_ewen You spelled "monologue by visionary independent film director and actor Werner Herzog" wrong

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Hey Chelsey how's the job search going?

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

I'm so happy to finally announce I'm an uncle! @emma__ewen

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@lawnspeezy @CoBakes Come back

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

Golf is the special forces of sports

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

I have never had a worse time watching anything except for that game of thrones episode

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@emma__ewen @RobertLauf He did his best with what he had and made me into the man I am today

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@yo_itsb @lawnspeezy @adamsisler Wait, it's not?!?

[Mike Ewen @mikeewen]

@chelseyewen If I dont get a goddamn sword for our two year anniversary I swear to God I'll be kinda disappointed