Mike Flacy

I work in a Series of Tubes.

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@JenWEsq @MaricopaVote It’s almost like there was a really simple way to vote by mail for the last 2-3 weeks. Like I did. In Surprise. 2 weeks ago.

But hey, why vote the easy way when you can vote the hard way, amiright?

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@stephen_richer I’m in today’s group, I think. Was pretty quick, as always. Received my ballot on Wed, mailed it Thursday morning and got the text that mine was received at 11am today, and the signature verification / counted text at 5:35pm. 👍

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@AguilarYlenia Same! I spent an hour going through it last night as well. My bubbling hand started to cramp on the judge side. 😂

You got my vote, btw.

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@JenAFifield Yeah! Got mine today. Filled out and mailing back in the morning. Thanks for the updates!

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@JenAFifield Same boat. No text yet. But I did discover that USPS has a free service where they take a photo of your mail and tell you when it’s going to be delivered. It’s called Informed Delivery.

IDK how well it works for the ballots though.

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@st0neh0o @michaelp93 @Wokenessisevil LOL, what are you even talking about? There are houses in my neighborhood with Halloween decorations already up.

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@AriBradshawAZ @JenAFifield Previously main, but I finally flipped on the filter unknown senders function this week. So at least I don’t have to see those in my main inbox anymore.

For those on iPhones, you can turn off notifications for unknown senders as well.

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

A jaded, big city writer buys the $200 1-year, one meal a week Applebee’s Date Night pass to blog about 52 potentially disastrous Tinder dates, but ends up falling in love with their quirky server from Small Town, USA. #moviepitch

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

Naptime.

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Local #Phoenix peeps, if you are interested in adopting a couple #GreatPyrenees, a couple lost pups wandered into this guy’s garage. #dogs

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@molly_knight That's probably the best feature of free Twitter right now, convenient blocking of paid users.

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@nadrawidatalla @peacock #MrsDavis is wonderfully bonkers and I love it! Binged the first four today. Can’t wait to see your episode next week. 😀

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@JenAFifield Excited to be a resident of the recently renamed Mar Copa County.

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@PeterLMunster1 @KariLake My vote doesn't count any little or any more, either by mail or in person. It's exactly the same.

But if you want an answer, it's very simple. Even at it's most efficient, in-person voting takes at least a 15 minute round trip vs. a 1 minute walk to the mailbox.

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@PeterLMunster1 @KariLake Oh, is this where you pretend Maricopa doesn’t have auto-text message updates on ballot status or the online self-verification tool to check ballot status?

Sorry Pete, I don’t live in your ImaginationLand. I live in the real world where those tools do exist.

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@Redistrict @darth @TKensingtonian @elonmusk Don't worry. With the upcoming re-re-re-re-launch of Twitter Blue, Elon will debut 24 new shades of blue checkmarks to help simplify things.

Official accounts will display at least 8 checkmarks in a color pattern that randomly changes every 6 hours to prevent parody.

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@NizaZombieKing @jackson_mnslp Masters launched his campaign with a commercial featuring him hiking in the middle of our triple digit summer last year.

I'm pretty sure he self-identifies as toast.

[Mike Flacy @mikeflacy]

@JenAFifield I’ve received 3 spam texts from those doofuses today alone. Incredibly annoying.