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[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@stefen_rosner Reasonable off season given the roster. Every short term and low risk. Bridge to the kids this year. Wonder how DeBoer is feeling

[QuadSci AI @quadsciai]

“Revenue teams don’t have a data problem. They have a signal problem,” said Sean Murray, co-CEO of QuadSci. We won the ML Company of the Year for second time! https://t.co/LKFtJdKMBz

[Henrikh @henrikhinai]

Databricks CEO Ali Ghodsi warns the "SaaS Apocalypse" is real: Barriers to entry have collapsed, and AI agents have already replaced humans as the primary users

With a fresh $5 Billion in capital and a $134 Billion valuation, Ghodsi reveals why the traditional software business model is under siege

Here is how the AI era is rewriting the rules of the $600B software market:

> 81% Agent-Driven:
- For the first time, over 81% of databases launched on Databricks are created by autonomous agents, not humans

> 10x Dev Speed:
- AI has made writing software ten times faster, allowing new competitors to disrupt markets that were once protected by massive moats

> The "Advisor" Strategy:
- To survive skyrocketing AI costs, companies are switching to "advisor" architectures - using cheap open-source models for basic tasks and only calling "big brains" like GPT-5 when they get stuck

> Small Teams Win:
- Ghodsi insists that big teams are now a liability; in the AI era, coordination is the biggest bottleneck, and small, nimble squads are the only ones who can move fast enough

"Writing software is ten times faster now... your margin is my opportunity"

Bookmark & Watch Right now

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@IslesDen Look up Freddie Anderson and Claude Lemiuex. Pains me to root for the canes but that dude turned me. Also fuck Hart

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@ian_LGI16 Losers stay losers. Horrible idea

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@kensavage They also said in their latest SEO release it wasn’t necessary but it’s worth having for all the other LLMs…if they use it.

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@ALaRocco0801 Palms will play a top 6 role and likely first line unless a UFA or trade happens. Eklund will have to earn those minutes. Def won’t start there

[QuadSci AI @quadsciai]

More than half of SaaS companies are seeing NRR decline, and it’s not because teams are doing less. It’s because the signals they rely on to understand customers haven’t evolved with the market.

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@AGrossNewsday Ephusive??? Least we know AI ain’t writing your tweets

[QuadSci AI @quadsciai]

More than half of SaaS companies are seeing NRR decline, and it’s not because teams are doing less. It’s because the signals they rely on to understand customers haven’t evolved with the market.

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@IslanderFansNYI Absolutely on Pluto. Go yell at a wall

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@Isles_Life Defense is still a mess and you have no future. Ain’t winning a cup w that against the Avs prob not even the stars

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@NHLRumourReport In other news, fringe playoff teams seek scoring help. For more on this, here’s David Pagnotta to explain what it means to be awake

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@xwleblancx Islander fan here and we’re absolutely lucky to watch him night in and night out. Demidov is a stud and the Habs are fun to watch again. Fast, skilled and tough. You guys are in for a treat the next 5-8 years

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@stefen_rosner @TheElmonters Big difference between available and right for the team. The Kyrou hype is , I hope, one of the last paroxysms of old isles thinking. He’s not living up to his contract or the trade value it implies. Better to keep assets for a better player than burn them on a hope.

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

Can’t wait to watch 12-18 minutes of football tonight

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Tom Morello plays Killing in the Name Of at Minneapolis benefit concert, and the entire crowd absolutely loses it.
https://t.co/v4ssEJ8spW

[QuadSci AI @quadsciai]

Buyer beware. Claims of 99% accuracy in AI tools, without a clear sense of what that actually means, is a sign it's too good to be true.

You need to understand exactly where that accuracy metric comes from, how it was calculated & the business context.

[Mike Hess @mikehess]

@MikeBartner Terrible decision. Not gonna matter for while this season tho