Mickey Holmes

Gamer, Software Engineer, Clojure & FP enthusiast, book lover, Tory detester, Tofu eater, Guardian reader, and Wokerati member (not necessarily in that order).

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

It’s October the 1st and that means it’s the start of one of my favourite times of the year. Yep, it’s the Halloween Movie Marathon! 31 Horror movies in 31 days 🎃 Mute or follow this 🧵 as you wish!

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

@Tonizyshop “Compact and descreet” FML 🤦‍♀️

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

@Bhaal_Spawn The dream 👌

[Harry Kane @HKane]

👨‍🍳 Chicken. Chipotle mayo. Coleslaw. Brioche bun. 👌

I've cooked up a record breaking burger for @TOCAsocialUK to celebrate the England record with 54% of the proceeds from every burger sold going to the Harry Kane Foundation.

[LBC @LBC]

'What on earth are they doing?!'

James O'Brien just about holds back the urge to swear as he tears the 'absolutely clueless' Conservative government to shreds for their failure to address industrial action.

@mrjamesob

[Christina McSorley @ChristinaMcS]

I guess what is left unanswered is who *did* photoshop former PM @BorisJohnson out of a pic with @grantshapps, and who signed off on publishing a photo that attempted to give an inaccurate account of the visit?

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

He’s lying, he knows he’s lying, and he knows he can gaslight his way out of it. Will these people ever be held to account? I honestly despair. https://t.co/fwc36OHjKw

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

@Artfuldodgerer @WarComTeam It’s definitely poring, unless they’re spilling something all over the results, at which point I guess they might be pouring.

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

@MxHollyClara @realironhand I love that game, and these look great.

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

@MxHollyClara @realironhand Super Fantasy Brawl! 😍

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

Rik Mayall was a very, very special human being ❤️ Retweet if you agree. #RikMayall

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

In any team, for any game, at any level, at any time, Harry Kane would always be my first pick. A truly magnificent human ❤️

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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[Louise Pillows @HornseyCupcake]

@novosero @robpalkwriter @robwitts @failedtheo @roryisconfused There is a Crouch Hill and a Crouch End Hill in Crouch End - the street number Bob Dylan had for THE Dave Stewart was for 145 Crouch Hill where Church Studios were. But he ended up being taken to 145 Crouch End Hill where Dave Stewart the plumber lived. (I lived there for 25 yrs)

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

If Matt Hancock would rather go on I'm A Celebrity than serve his constituents while being paid lots of money to be an MP, he should face an immediate by-election. Against me. RT if you agree.

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

#31 Midsommar. This is a really good way to end the movie marathon. It’s beautifully shot, fantastically acted, and such an interesting idea. Good to see a horror where almost everything is shot in daylight too, as it just makes the implicit acceptance of the violence more edgy.

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

It’s October the 1st and that means it’s the start of one of my favourite times of the year. Yep, it’s the Halloween Movie Marathon! 31 Horror movies in 31 days 🎃 Mute or follow this 🧵 as you wish!

[Mickey Holmes @mikeholmesuk]

#30 V/H/S/94. Thanks for the heads up @vid_nas - this was a very good one. The Indonesian short film with sections that played out like a first person video game was particularly excellent!