Little Johnny got lost in the shopping mall...
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, What's his name?
"Grandpa."
The guard smiled then
asked, "What's he like?"
The boy paused for a moment then replied,
Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits!
@DRFLivingston Nihilator was a great horse. Truly great and towered over a strong crop
His dad, Niatross, might be the greatest harness horse ever
His dad, Albatross, was great also
https://t.co/iatBssWeYw
George Carlin in 2005:
"They don't want people smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago."
He died in 2008. Nothing changed.