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Writer, Storyteller, Sinatra Afficianado, Yankee Baseball Fanatic, Occasional Asshole. Master Flanuer (look it up)

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It's a simple question

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Rupert Pupkin or Travis Bickle?

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@KeithOlbermann @ScottJenningsKY Really, why?

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@JVMonte2 Pop took me to Andre Segovia in Houston (1980?). Sounded like 3 guitars with just one old man, and a stool.

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@ESPNNewYork @RealMichaelKay @jaygeemsg @880ESPNNewYork No simulcast has ruined my afternoons. Why? WHY?

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To all the rfk,Jr anti fluoridation folks

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@KeithOlbermann @KariLake

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@TristanSnell @SunflowerKate66 https://t.co/2AvEC4ZQr4

[Bonaparte @Bonapar57600265]

...and the international Communist conspiracy, to sap and impurify...all of our precious bodily fluids!

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Flouride?

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@KeithOlbermann Just what do think you're doing, Dave?

[Irish☘️🇺🇦 @IrishMarine94]

Dear President Bush: I worked on your campaign in 2000. Was part of your advance team during the campaign and during your Inauguration.

The first time I ever entered the White House was to guide your father, mother, and children to their seats at your Inauguration.

And then after 9/11 I was called back in to active duty with the Marines, deployed to Iraq, and fought in the war your administration insisted on.

I was activated for 3 years. It derailed plans, hopes, dreams, aspirations... but I was a lucky one. Some of my friends never returned whole or at all to their families, wives, and young children.

You asked us to fight for freedom. You asked us to fight to preserve our nation after the 9/11 attacks. You said we had accomplished the mission when my unit went through Baghdad, and a few weeks later, to Tikrit.

And now we have a new fight, a new mission against a greater threat.

You asked me to fight then. I ask you to fight now.

Please make a public statement endorsing @KamalaHarris for President.

Be that extra boost that gives remaining Republicans on the fence permission to vote for Harris. It will make a difference.

@TheBushCenter

@laurawbush

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@Svengoolie Put. The. Candel. Beck!

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Hey, buddy

[Deborah Allen @DAllenNYC]

From Saturday morning's @BirdingBobNYC walk, a Hermit Thrush in Shakespeare Garden. #birdcpp

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@TalkinYanks @YESNetwork @RealMichaelKay No shit

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@neiltyson Go to bed

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Synched the radio call of Sterling/Waldman on WFAN 101.9 w the Fox broadcast. Love them, but every commercial break is begging for sperm from 19-38 yr olds. Every break.

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@Mpolymer Maybe in bean town

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Yes

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Motivated ignorance

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"What kind of person would disbelieve John Kelly, Mike Pence, Jim Mattis, Mark Milley, Mark Esper, and dozens of others who worked for Trump and spent thousands of hours with him...? Is this honest disbelief? Or is it willful negligence? Or cowardice?"
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@JoJoFromJerz Filet-O-Fraud