Mike Kiraly

I write the most amazing B-Sides for thousands of A-Sides that have never existed.

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New Sonic Scenarios and Control Synthesizers and Electronic Devices video now live. This time, we're exploring the new Make Noise Rene. https://t.co/W8cIYOtphl

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My Definition of Classic #77: Arkarna "House En Dub" (Fume - 1996). This record convinced me that time travel was possible. Because when I first heard it 22 years ago I could only surmise that it was from the... https://t.co/zjGK58XTlt

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My Definition of Classic #183: Dutch Liquid "Smooth Groove" (Surprise The World - 1999). It was about this time that Lucien Foort's Funk Function alias was making a huge impact with the Empress series on... https://t.co/XFlveq99TH

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Adult Me: "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong. You have to pre-heat the oven before you put in the curly fries. Always pre-heat!"

Time Traveling 23 Year Old Me: "What happened to you? You used to be cool. You've... https://t.co/FblMXO7lEV

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The timing of this...just as the NRA enters the spotlight via the Mueller investigation. https://t.co/4TryRDS3li

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Currently watching a congressman try to convince people that we shouldn’t be concerned with Russian meddling because there is no evidence that the meddling had an impact on the election results. That’s like saying it... https://t.co/43wVmNewzh

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I can’t think of a reason that he wouldn’t not be not lying #doubledoublenegative

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Will he double down?

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I can’t decide which is worse - not believing or not caring.

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I mean, come on now...doesn’t this record just fix everything? https://t.co/mXUIW6bDSC

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Let this serve as my annual reminder to all the people of the world that “20 Minutes of Disco Glory” is one of the best records in the history of the known universe. https://t.co/WBPKjy3Dij

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Things I never knew were possible before today:

1. Sweating from your elbows.
2. Pissing off Canada.

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Listen people, can we stop arguing about politics and get back to the real fight? When are all Americans going to unite as one and embrace mayonnaise as a legitimate condiment choice for french fries?

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I used to put on headphones, drop the needle on the original mix of “The Tempest” by Third Rail, push it down to -8, and let my brain melt around that squiggly, wobbly piece of progressive house filth. Thank you Bill Hamel.

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Here’s a thought: every member of Congress should get paid the average wage/salary of their constituents. And for the duration of their term, they can only access previously earned savings in the amount equal to the... https://t.co/Xuk6ES2GO3

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I’d like to get through one day without screaming “are you fucking kidding me?!?” Just one day.

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How many WWII or Cold War movies have you seen where someone demands “papers please” at a train station or border checkpoint? It’s a movie cliche, a story telling device to let the audience... https://t.co/DEpIKV9Flf

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Republicans party: nurture and promote strong leaders despite weak morals. Democrats: nurture and promote strong morals despite weak leaders. Both of these options inherently suck.

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The new U.S. Space Force better be able to form Voltron. And not that dumb-ass car version of Voltron. The lions. Otherwise I riot.

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I’ll be honest. I didn’t think that the Roland Boutique series would truly be limited runs. But now I see that you can’t find some of them for sale in stores and the second hand prices for the JU-06 and TB-03 are starting to rise above the original retail. Fair enough.