Michael Luo

#2 on the pitch, the tennis courts, and probably in your heart as well--Pokémon enthusiast/Punning Connoisseur '21

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

12 years later. Not much has changed.

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Hey @Wendys, I just bit into a thumb tack in my chicken sandwich from your Harrison, NJ location. This is a serious safety issue—can someone please reach out to me ASAP?

[Kevin @KevinTalksBall]

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Super exciting content news from me: I’m putting out my first ever top prospects list for @RotoBallerMLB , I’m rolling it out in two parts:

Part 1: I wrote 5,000 words on my Top 20

The entire Top 100 will be released in a few days

Check it out!
https://t.co/A83H5ePAJd

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

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[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

@asameshi6 Nice crop LOL

[Daniel Zhao @iamdanzhao]

when the Disney monorail works better than the Newark AirTrain 😪

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

@joegonzal25 Miss you 🐐 Let’s link after things clear up a bit🤞🏽

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

This is obviously satire but the low death rate of COVID coupled with asymptomatic transmission is exactly what makes it so dangerous. Consider Ebola, another contagious disease but with a much higher death rate. Why wasn’t Ebola an even bigger problem than COVID?

[Rusty Buckets 🇵🇸 @RustyBUCKETS321]

Please look at KAT and tell him about the 98% survival rate

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Please stop using 2% death rate as an argument, it only leads to reduced caution. COVID has clearly shown us that low death rate does not equal low deaths, it can actually equate to significantly more deaths, plus hospital strain leading to death in patients with other conditions

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

It’s lower survival rate aided in its containment both epidemiologically and psychologically. The higher death rate reduces the number of secondary infections (by a few orders of magnitude). Currently, Ebola: ~11,000 deaths and COVID: ~1.5 million and counting.

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

@porta_jonny Soft

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[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Nothing will stop me from celebrating my favorite holiday #HappyPiDay

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Probably the worst day in sports of my lifetime. You gave us more than just highlights and championships. You taught us how to be meticulous and ruthless in our crafts. You’ll live forever in the legacy you’ve left and the hearts you’ve touched. RIP to a legend. #MambaMentality

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Justin Jefferson just sent dude’s ankles to the shadow realm

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

@DaddyLongRacks I still made it tho🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

I’ve been waiting my whole life to make this joke on New Years 2020. Tonight is my time.

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Even though the year just started, people are already asking me what I have planned for next year. Does it look like I have 2020 vision?

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

Lmao Jameis really just did that

[Michael Luo @mikeluo_2]

@boutdat_23 tough game today, but I love you man