Mike Marcus 🏴🇪🇺

Gentleman of considerable fortune: 10 or 12 thousand a year. Anti-fascist, MA/fine art, climber. Any controversial views not my own but belong to @ChorltonBrew.

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Are these the same people who kept saying “we won, get over it”?

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If you had to choose between only lemons existing and not limes, or only limes existing and not lemons, which would you choose?

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@Jobjohn Do they have steel toecaps?

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Does anyone do squats and want to critique my form? I’ve just started and it feels a bit wobbly.

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Hilarious. I tweet in genuine jest about raspberry blowing in the House of Commons.

And now this!

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Has anyone noticed how each successive Tory prime minister lowers the bar even further?

I’m guessing when the next one’s elected they’re simply going to stand on a podium, blow a raspberry, and immediately resign.

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Hey @Conservatives. Can I run for your leadership election please? I did half a politics degree at Bristol Poly and I have good understanding of economics.

Do I apply to you or directly to the hedge funds?

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@terrihyphenann @GiveMeSpace3 @peakbean I know them well. I lived round the corner for years

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Can anyone recommend a decent speciality coffee roaster? I’ve tended to use @hasbean, @AncoatsCoffeeCo, @squaremile until now.

Anyone else of that standard?

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@GiveMeSpace3 Hang on... Are you Sarah?

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@GiveMeSpace3 I’ve actually been to see them plenty of times. I used to live in Mew Mills

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How’s Britain’s new economic era going @KwasiKwarteng?

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When exactly do we get to roll out the guillotines? I mean, how much worse can things get?

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@BeejPr I’m going to vote for the purple tellytubby. Not sure what their name is.

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No!

Fucking!

Way!

I’ve just been banned from @Tinder for being polyamorous!

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@MrPhilipOldham @JuiceOfficialUK @belkin Sure. It’s clean and I’ve found this to be the case with multiple phones.

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Does anyone know of any iPhone cable that won’t break? The only ones that work are from Apple and they’re overpriced; the 2m cable costs £35!!

I had 2 cables from @JuiceOfficialUK, both worked for a couple of weeks, same with @belkin.

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OK. I’ve actually created a decent cocktail with Malibu!

15ml lemon juice
15ml simple syrup
15ml Malibu
40ml bourbon

Stirred over ice and served with a lemon twist.

Try it. It’s like a bramble but with different ingredients.

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And yes. I am accusing the Windsors of being closet Nazis.

I’ll probably be arrested now like all the other people who exercised their right to protest.

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Now seems like an opportune time to point out that during the appeasement, the royal family (including the queen herself) didn’t hesitate to roll out the nazi salute.

https://t.co/vxeNQTZZPZ