Michael Mitchell 🌌

Husband. Spartan. J.D.

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[Chayse al Ghul, MBA @TheChayseMan]

My alma mater is ran by idiots.
My NFL team might have blown their only shot two years ago.
My NBA team blew a near easy run to the finals.
My MLB team is determined to take more years off of my life.
My NHL team hasn’t made the playoffs in over a decade.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

"His favorite basketball team just won 60 games, make the starting center unplayable in the playoffs."

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Lane Kiffin the second he leaves Ole Miss

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU 🫵🏾‼️‼️💜 @starwars

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Happy Star Wars Day

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Survive and advance.

[Rachel @richardson2210]

Detroit. Pistons.

[Champagne Athletics @champletics]

This has gotta be the worst 60 win team in nba history

[Michigan State Football @MSU_Football]

I thought we were friends... @Lions

[William Atkinson @WTMAtkinson]

Like Lee Harvey Oswald posting about missing JFK

[Andrew Desiderio @AndrewDesiderio]

Thune’s response to JD Vance saying the pope needs to “be careful when he talks about matters of theology”:

“Isn’t that his job?” Thune says. “I’d stay focused on… the economic issues, pocketbook issues that most Americans care about. And let the church be the church.”

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

When I empty the dishwasher and fold laundry without my wife asking me.

[MSU Borat Sagdiyev @msuboratisback]

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[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

That's us! 🌍

The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Your Detroit Pistons are the Central Division Champs. 🔥

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Pistons top Raptors to clinch 1st Central Division title since 2008
📸 Photo by David Reginek, Imagn Images
https://t.co/T0ecvwFpgU