mikemnaa@254

An excellent entrepreneur
A real shujaa

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Bien getting signed by Quality Control is insane 😭🔥
He’s about to hit unprecedented levels by a Kenyan artist

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Umeskia H.E amesema pale K24 anangojea Kasongo pale kwa debate. Na wewe bado unadhani anaweza deputize mtu. Chesa!

#SifunaOnK24

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The Ministry of Education has banned politicians from visiting schools and giving donations, including bread and soda.

All donations must now go through the Ministry.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

CRISTIANO RONALDO 980 GOALS!!!

THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS AND THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE‼️‼️‼️‼️

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Alcohol is one of the greatest scams out there! It tastes awful...thats why unakunja mdomo ukikunywa... lowers your standards..damages your body...clouds your judgement na kesho yake it leaves You felling your worst...but we somehow call it fun...

Yaani unalipia kifo lakini humind juu atleast ni legal...

Sad fact: it was one and still is a colonial weapon.

[Eric @amerix]

Simple Boy can't write or read.

He can't remember his M-Pesa PIN

He can't sing coherently and flawlessly unless prompted.

He only asks for KSH 1000, and doesn't recall what was paid.

The managers are selfish, exploitative, extractive predators stealing from a sick person.

[General Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Mnataka huyo msee afanye nini ndio mufanye akuwe Rais wa Kenya: this is pure leadership and not greed for power.

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"kujia nguo zako" 😂😂

[KingOfDaHill🩸 @SonnyQuagen]

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho

[RNR, RN, BSN @ricosangel333]

I'm not a normal nurse.
I recommend:

Sit in the sun naked
Drink distilled water
Eat Celtic sea salt
Smoke weed
Eat mostly meat
Drink raw milk
Never vaccinate
Always breastfeed
Get a pet
Get plants
Multigeneration house
Exercise
Energy, Frequency videos
Meditate
Love ❤️

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

people confuse education with intelligence. you can have a degree and still be a woman

[BL∆CK PE⚫PLE.✊🏿 @rafaelkartel3]

WEE @WilliamsRuto SKIA, LAZIMA TUKUNYONGE.

[baddiemann3rs💋 @badlikerihh]

hiyo mazingira day nataka tu kuzingirwa na wasupa wanne waniwhinie😭😭😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s purple tea from Murang’a has debuted in Paris, France, following a partnership between Equity Group, Gatanga Industries and Palais des Thés to expand access to premium international markets.

The deal aims to increase the value of Kenyan tea beyond bulk exports.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Marijuana is not a drug.
It's a plant.
It grows from the same soil that grows your food.
The real drugs are made in labs - signed off by billionaires who profit from your sickness.

Don't fear the herb.
Fear the hand that criminalized it.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Anybody with a functioning brain knows that the biggest threat to President William Ruto's reelection is not Rigathi Gachagua, it's Edwin Sifuna. Sifuna will be hard to contain. He has no record of corruption and he’s very heavy on constitutionalism!

[mikemnaa@254 @mikemnaa1]

@PloSigei One term!!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

El Niño is already here. Those of us who doubted our meteorologists should ask the people of Kisumu what they witnessed today. Ni mbaya, I don't think Nairobi is prepared for the heavy downpour in anyway.

[Eric @amerix]

Why was Stevo Simple Boy acting out an oafish, cognitively impaired skit imitating a monkey?

I find it unusual and quite disturbing.