Mike Morisco

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork Just a regular ass bag of pretzels, huh?

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork You should qualify for Medicare if you’re still answering spam calls in 2024

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@cenkuygur The public at large will not have a say regardless of an open convention. Time is of the essence and we’re already seeing broad support being thrown behind Kamala. What would you say the chances are that a challenger wins over Harris? Is that small chance worth the infighting??

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork Just finished my third of the day

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork What a difference 24 hours makes...

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork “elegant”

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

Dear internet, I have purchased a car. Word clearly got out that we were looking and everyone put their best foot forward. The war was won. It is over. PLEASE stop advertising to me…. I wish there was a way to message the internet as a whole.

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork Top left is acceptable, but whoever did that to the boston cream... get 'em out of there

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork The real question is how do you pronounce it…

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

I’ve been saying it for years. If it needs to be clear and obvious to overturn then there should be a time limit on reviews. Trying to find proof that it was a successful challenge is neither clear nor obvious. #sixers

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachNewYork Okay, George Costanza…

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@andrewgrutt Herrs, not sure if you can find them up there, but at the very least you need ruffles of some kind

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@SaudadeLila @ToddGlass First and middle name of course

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ToddGlass I was supposed to be at your show tonight but this little jerk decided to show up a week early! Have a great show pal.

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ZachGilyard You would.

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@ShakerSamman Just finished replacing all of the mouldings in our house. Mr Monty is thankful it’s over.

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@anthonycdemaria @MarcBodnick @SheilKapadia @ringer @BillSimmons Oddly yes. That’s why it will usually work on you phone if it’s not connected to Wi-Fi. We’re working to get it resolved. Feel free to complain to xfinity support to hopefully get it fixed faster.

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@anthonycdemaria @MarcBodnick @SheilKapadia @ringer @BillSimmons Do you happen to have Xfinity for your internet provider?

[Mike Morisco @mikemorisco]

@TheWiz_PHI @SheilKapadia Could you give it another try on your computer now? Still troubleshooting but we think we got it